By Dashiell Bennett, 12:19 PM on Fri May 18 2007, 8,611 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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We thought we'd save us all some time this morning and bring you a sexy sports update and our occasional music video spotlight into one easy to swallow post. Fortunately, this clip does the hard work for us, doubling as both the video for yet another obscure Europop dance mashup and an excuse to watch chicks play soccer in their underwear. To top it all off ... well, let's just say everything is hotter when it's done in the mud. Might we humbly suggest that all future Women's World Cup matches be played on a pitch that has been watered down for a good 12-14 hours before game time? Yes, it might make it a little harder to tell teams apart (choosing sides by hair color helps). But it's not about whether you win or lose—it's about how much grit and determination you'll need to wash off in the post-game shower.

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· "Corenell vs Lisa Marie - Keep On Jumping" (YouTube)

Previously: Sexy(ish) Music Video Watch: Marilyn Manson Rubs It In Our Face, Sunblock Rubs You The Right Way, Baseball Cheerleaders Get To First Base, Model Boxing With Naureen Zaim, Australia's Never-Ending Bikini Season