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· ICANN has rejected the proposal for the .XXX domain ... again. Don't worry, though—we're sure someone will come up with another idea for ostracizing porn any day now. (businessweek.com)

· It has been determined that Elizabeth Hurley has the best body in Britain. Not a bad choice, but we will definitely be looking into this matter further. (popoholic.com)

· See, Gemma Atkinson is British too. This is going to be harder than we thought. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· If Drew Barrymore really was a lesbian, would she have sex with a magazine editor? On second thought, we have no trouble believing this particular piece of gossip. (nypost.com)

· The minidress is back, although we honestly don't remember it ever leaving. You think all those upskirt photos just happen by magic? (foxnews.com)

· What are some of the ways that the internet has changed porn? The unmarked brown paper bag industry has certainly never been the same. (mcgilldaily.com)

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