· Michelle Manhart—the Air Force sergeant who was recently in Playboy—has been demoted from active duty, effectively ending her military career. What ever happened to "don't ask, don't tell"? (usatoday.com)

· Joanna Krupa is the latest model to almost get completely naked because she loves animals so much. Those PETA people talk more women out of their clothes than Charlie Sheen. [Why Charlie Sheen? We have no idea.] (furisdead.com)

· Women's magazines care more about sex than love. Men's magazines, on the other hand, only care about loving sex. (cnsnews.com)

· Thanks, but we'd rather not think about our grandpa getting busy while he trades stocks online. We're kinda sensitive that way. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

· Police shut down nearly every sex shop in Sydney and we just canceled our vacation to Australia. (smh.com.au)

· A supplier in Britain will have to sell his houses to pay his 350,000 fine for distributing porn movies through the mail, which is apparently illegal for some reason. You can't get that stuff at the mall, you know. (icberkshire.icnetwork.co.uk)

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives