· Joanna Krupa is a Polish model starring in an Australian magazine, which might make some Americans question their own patriotism. Should we get the U.N. involved? (dailypoa.com)

· A new study says that when shown pictures of couples having sex, men stare at women's faces and it's the women who stare at the naughty bits. We don't know how they figured this out, but those scientists might want to check their machines. (forbes.com)

· Oh noes!!1! A local weathergirl traffic reporter may have posed nude for Playboy six years ago! What will all the little traffic fans think! (postchronicle.com)

· We're all in favor of masturbation, but when you persist in doing it after being stabbed, it might be time to admit you have a problem. (theage.com.au)

· A judge orders a California strip club to stop offering nude dancing. Can you order a rainbow to stop being colorful? (knbc.com)

· Not surprisingly, most parents would support new limits on sex and violence in the media, but they've also deluded themselves into thinking that they know what they're kids are watching. They're so adorable at this age, aren't they? (cnn.com)

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