· American Apparel is getting so desperate that they've given up on the whole "selling clothes" idea, and are exclusively advertising naked ladies. Oh, and ugly, ugly socks. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

· Fed up with our online "cesspool," a Nebraska legislator wants to make it a crime to send anyone a pornographic email. In a related story, Lincoln's own Melissa Midwest will be eligible for parole in about thirty years. (theindependent.com)

· Kink.com buys the famous San Francisco Armory and plans do nasty things behind its walls. Because nothing says sexy like an old, abandoned military warehouse. (nbc11.com)

· A streaker gets hit by a car while celebrating Florida's national football championship. His mother was so disappointed to learn he wasn't wearing clean underwear. (gainesville.com)

· Digital Playground changes it's mind on high-definition and chooses HD DVD over Blu-ray. By the time we save up enough money to get that flat-screen TV, this may actually matter to us. (cepro.com)

· Some European Big Brother star that you've never heard of is selling her breasts implants at auction. So if you need two useless lumps of plastic, today is your lucky day. (thelocal.se)

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