· Our friends at LAist cling to the hope that if it wasn't her, it was at least a professional porn star, though we're fairly certain it's just some random amateur chick. Like we said, we don't even care anymore; it's just too depressing to think about. (laist.com)

· Note to everyone who keeps sending us this link by way of disproving the Great Sex Tape That Wasn't: yes, we're already know about it because we were the ones who uploaded it to PornoTube once we found out. Do you have to keep rubbing it in? (pornotube.com)

· Meet Mischa Barton, Serious Dramatic Actress. We're sure the nudity was integral to the plot, but where exactly are her nipples? (egotastic.com)

· What is up with people breaking into homes and offices just to look at porn? Can't you just steal some wi-fi or something? (cbc.ca)

· India promotes safe sex by hiring homeless people to perform plays about it. It's still better than "Cats". (yahoo.com)

· An adult club in Casselberry, Florida, is torn down after being in business since 1957. Why don't we show more respect to our elders? (video @ local6.com)

· The man who oversees Tampa's bridges and highways resigns, presumably so he can focus on his other part-time job—owning a gay porn studio. He thought the job description said "asphalt"! (Sorry, we don't know what that means either.) (sptimes.com)

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