· Are Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh supposed to be Santa's elves or little devils? The holidays get more confusing every year. (dailypoa.blogspot.com)

· This "regular joes in nude calendars" phenomenon keeps getting more and more odd: Nude Australian Vietnam Veterans? Even the headline doesn't make sense. (menatwarandpeace.com.au + abc.net.au)

· The students' classic "draw a penis on the roof of your school" gag went off without a hitch, until Google Earth ratted them out. We hope the aliens who are spying on us got a good laugh out of it. (thesun.co.uk)

· A private citizen fed up with bad drivers, hires swimsuit models to stand by the side of the road and remind them how to behave. Yeah, that will clear up your traffic problems real quick. (news.com.au)

· People who work more than 70 hours a week are ruining their sex lives, but at least they earn enough money to pay for the high-priced hookers. (hindustantimes.com)

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