· Meet the new Miss USA contestants and place your bets on which one will be the first to have embarrassing photos published on the web. (hornyoyster.com)

· Would you drink high tea with Ron Jeremy? We've got nothing against the man, but watch where you put your scones. (brooksbulletin.com)

· Meanwhile, Australian politicians are up in arms over a lunch the Prime Minister had with a pornographer almost three years ago. Wow, Australia really needs to work on their political scandals. (abc.net.au + smh.com.au)

· The editor of Playboy Indonesia was found guilty of publishing pornographic images and some protesters want him hanged for his crime. OK, so the airbrushing is getting excessive—but is the death penalty really the answer? (foxnews.com)

· An update on the Washington, DC, madam and the phone list of her (supposedly) high-powered clients. Of course, you wouldn't be interested in something so salacious and tawdry, would you? (thelede.blogs.nytimes.com)

· Is now the time to invest in porn? And no, your complete collection of the "Where The Boys Aren't" series does not count as a nest egg. (bloggingstocks.com)

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