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· If you watch Jessica Alba very closely, you can sort of see her underwear in her new movie. On the other hand, you will definitely see Dane Cook, so make your choice carefully. (egotastic.com)

· A tanning agent designed to help prevent skin cancer could be the next Viagra. At the very least our nude beaches will be a lot more interesting. (sltrib.com)

· Speaking of beaches—we are almost postive you have never heard of Wonderbra model Elisabetta Gregoraci. We are also sure you'd love to be on whatever beach she's hanging out on right now. (taxidrivermovie.com)

· And speaking of nude beaches—we know nudism isn't about sex, but let's face it ... a hot chick is a hot chick, even in Russia. (moscowtimes.ru)

· Meanwhile, in Canada you can get booted from your nudist club for not being friendly enough. All these rules are almost enough to make you put your clothes back on and go to work. (onlymagazine.ca)

· Surprisingly, the strip aerobics trend hasn't completely died out yet. We guess shoving dollar bills down g-strings will never go out of style. (thehilltoponline.com)

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