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· The Eva Mendes train keeps on rolling with this skintastic magazine spread. This still isn't enough to get us to see Ghost Rider. (latenightpictures.com + toxicmagazine.com)

· Japan introduces "Sexually Attractive Middle-Aged Rice." That's right: MILF rice. For all your Oedipal meal time needs, apparently. (santoslove.exblog.jp, via sexblo.gs)

· No, we've never heard of Shauna Sand either, but she has the whole see-through-shot-in-the-back-of-a-limo thing down pat. Once she does the whole pantyless-crotch-shot-in-a-limo thing, she'll really start getting everyone's attention! (drunkenstepfather.com)

· China discovers the magical world of racy men's magazines. At least now, they'll be too distracted to take over the world. (iht.com)

· Hey, New Yorkers (sorry, rest of the universe), tonight you can catch a special mini-festival of short films from Cinekink. It's either that or your sixth screening of Norbit. You decide. (cinekink.com)

· The kids at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee remember when they first discovered porn. They're so adorable at this age. (see also @ uwmpost.com)

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