· If Lindsay Lohan made "wear more bikinis in front of the paparazzi" her New Year's resolution, then 2007 is off to a great start. No nipples or vagina shots, of course, but it is only Day 3. (egotastic.com)

· Tera Patrick has a couple of tips for those who resolved to get more nookie this year. Our tip: Set your sights a little lower than Tera Patrick. (fhmus.com)

· One of our favorites names in the business, Stormy Daniels has nabbed a recurring role on the new Courtney Cox show "Dirt." Perhaps Courtney could return the favor and appear in Stormy's next flick? (xbix.com + avn.com)

· A mannequin fetishist could face life in prison, because he keep breaking into stores to get at the plastic ladies. Maybe we should all chip in and get this guy a Real Doll? (freep.com)

· Thanks to those lousy shoplifters, condoms are moving back behind the pharmacy counter. The good news is that now everyone at Walgreens will know you're getting laid. (jsonline.com)

· So what is the big deal with two sheriff's officers starring in an online sex video with a female escort? Isn't that how everyone relaxes on the weekend? (torontosun.com)

· A boy in Utah gets hardcore porn instead of the Xbox 360 game that should have been in the package he received as a gift, proving once again that these things always happen in threes. (sltrib.com)

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