· This just in: Jennifer Love Hewitt's tits are still huge. (celebfanforum.com)

· Baylor University sets up its own website to help students overcome their internet porn addictions. We're not giving you the URL because we don't have a problem. We can quit anytime our bosses tell us we can go on break. (baylor.edu)

· Meet the Justice Department lawyer who is out to shut down the pornography industry. The boobies don't hate America, so why does America hate boobies? (sltrib.com)

· Meet the Concerned Women for America who somehow think he's not trying hard enough. Have they not been living in this country for the past six years? (cwfa.org + earnedmedia.org)

· If you still think porn is a good investment, and you're French, you can soon buy stock in an adult French website. You also get a free beret. (xbiz.com + stuff.co.nz)

· Finally, watch Christina Ricci and Justin Timberlake do it in their new film. Aren't R-rated movies just precious? (YouTube, via every body)

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