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· Maribel Guardia is yet another hot British babe who ... wait, what's that? She's Costa Rican? Sorry, it's a reflex at this point for us. (publicnipslips.blogspot.com)

· Britney Spears' greatest achievement can forever reside on your mantel in action figure form. At least you know it's anatomically correct. (vicalecorporation.com - thanks David)

· Do you believe that worldwide porn revenue was $97 billion last year? More than Microsoft, Google, Amazon, eBay, Yahoo!, Apple, Netflix and EarthLink combined? Uh, you might have carried the wrong 1 there, guys. (toptenreviews.com, via avn.com)

· A sex shop gets cheeky with its guerilla advertising. We think real people creating real steam would have been much more effective. (frederiksamuel.com)

· Stunning new research says that men prefer women with (gasp!) curvy, hourglass figures. Tell us more, Sherlock! (telegraph.co.uk)

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