· We scoffed at Kim Kardashian and her alleged sex tape, but maybe we should give her and it another chance. Assuming that there actually is a sex tape and all, we mean. (complex.com)

· Would you believe it if we told you that internet daters sometimes aren't completely honest in their profiles? Would you believe it if we told you we were 6'5", 235 pounds, and made over $100,000 a year? (cbc.ca)

· In today's completely pointless sex survey, most women say that they would give up sex for the right article of clothing, probably because they know the right article of clothing can get them laid every time. (yahoo.com)

· Prostitutes rounded up in front of a brothel? A nude couple enjoying a romp on the grass? Just another model train display at Germany's favorite toy fair. Wait ... what? (spiegel.de)

· A mother-daughter team that posed nude together have found a better way to whore themselves out: going on tv game shows. (mirror.co.uk)

· A sexy cabaret show in Singapore is closing its doors, but not because the conservative nation think it's too wild. It's actually too dull. They may be conservative, but they're not stupid. (mangalorean.com)

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