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· Fancy parties are an excellent opportunity for celebrities to show off their boobs. It's sort of like every other time they go out in public. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Fleshbot's own International Health Products division is pleased to announce the launch of Fleshbot Body Spray, perfect for busy porn stars on the go and for anyone who wants to make the dreaded shoulder stink a thing of the past. Fleshbot Pink™ hair coloring kit sold seperately. (trampstampstudios.com - thanks Hal)

· Learn how to use PDF files to get porn past your work firewalls. It works great for us since our firewall blocks anything that isn't porn. (pdfzone.com)

· Candida Royalle talks about her new film "Afrodite Superstar" and some of her other naughty ideas. Luckily, most of them involve people have sex. (msnaughty.com)

· The dreaded "six-foot rule" may be coming to El Paso, Texas. What isn't coming to El Paso, Texas? Anyone who wants to have fun. (kvia.com)

· Do you want to lose your virginity on a TV game show? Of course you don't, but the tryouts could be fun anyway. (xbiz.com, see earlier coverage)

· If you want to start your own erotic massage business, good for you. But maybe you should better place to run your business that at your mom's day care center. (townonline.com)

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