· If you like behind-the-scenes fashiony stuff, you might enjoy this video about the making of a new advertisement starring Carolyn Murphy in her underwear and a few other people who are not Carolyn Murphy. Or you could go way behind the scenes and just watch her sex tape again. (vogue.co.uk)

· A police chief in Oklahoma will not lose his job, despite the uproar over his wife's affinity for appearing on porn sites. Hey, policeman's wives need hobbies too. (xbiz.com)

· Headline of the day: "Police Hoping To Expose Serial Flasher." That doesn't sound like it will be too much trouble. (cbs3.com, via Fark)

· You probably knew this already, but if you're being sexually harrassed at work, it's your own fault for being so damn sexy. Yes, please refrain from turning people on. (chinadaily.com.cn)

· An assistant coach for Detroit Lions was excited about the new football season, that he went for a drive and forgot his clothes. Hey, pal, let's leave the drunk, naked hijinks to the players. (freep.com)

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