· Defamer gets to the bottom of Paris Hilton's mysterious ass bulges. Wait at least 30 minutes after eating before clicking on this link. (Defamer)

· Here the rest of the (oddly scanned) photos from that Janet Jackson shoot we mentioned yesterday, which show even less skin than the cover photo. We still like her better when her wardrobe is malfunctioning. (thebosh.com)

· Introducing Honey Peach, a.k.a. the worst video game of all-time. It's rock, paper, scissors with 8-bit animated "nudity." Of course we'd still play it. (stageselect.com)

· A compilation of 30 years of Playboy "Playmate of the Year" covers. So many memories. (hornyoyster.com)

· What is it about these photos of girls with beer bongs that makes us so happy? Is it the beer? The sucking? The word "bong"? Some things just can't be explained. (doubleviking.com)

· A survey by a Christian web site shows that 50 percent of churchgoing men and 20 percent of churchgoing women are "addicted" to pornography ... and yet they haven't burst into flames. Go figure. (xbiz.com)

· A Ugandan wife solves her husband's infidelity problem by biting off his penis. That'll definitely keep him at home for awhile. (Or launch him on a porn career a la John Wayne Bobbitt one day, depending.) (angolapress-angop.ao)

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