· Lindsay Lohan is, like, totally giving a blowjob in public! Oh, wait, she's "acting". It looks pretty real to us though — how much time do you think they spent in "rehearsal." (splashnewsonline.blogspot.com)

· Our geeky siblings at Kotaku discover a rather interesting doorway in the shoot-em-up game Prey. (Hmm, sound familiar?) It definitely looks like some sort of portal to another world to us. (Kotaku)

· PBS will air a documentary next week about Marilyn Monroe's love affair with the camera (coinciding nicely with a new gallery exhibit in New York.) It is PBS, however, so expect the pervy factor to be dialed down just a bit. (pbs.org + nydailynews.com)

· The World Cup simply refuses to go away: it seems that the English are still so distraught since being bounced from the tourney that only another Keeley Hazell photo shoot could help ease their pain. She's like the Florence Nightingale of topless models. (dailyniner.com)

· The porn business has become so sophisticated they can now force you to pay for movies you haven't even watched. Sure, you may not have been home when the PPV movies were ordered, but wherever you were, you were probably thinking about it. (Consumerist)

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