By Dashiell Bennett, 2:20 PM on Thu Aug 2 2007, 13,293 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Obviously, you can't turn a corner on the internet without running into a pair of gigantic breasts, but we're not talking about your standard big boob queens, like Lisa Sparxxx or Gianna Michaels here. We're talking BIG. Like Guinness Book of World Records big. Some are real, some (ok, most) are fake, but they're all huge and this handy scorecard will point you to the biggest bongos out there. Of course, all the ladies featured here have participated in porn at some level, because why else would you spring for 152MMM-size melons if you aren't going to use them for good—i.e., to smother people with. So take a deep breath and dive in.

· Livin' Large: The World's Largest Breasts (body-philosophy.net)
· Thumbnail: the late, great Lolo Ferrari (Wikipedia)

Previously: Gianna and Lisa Sparxxx Are Brutally Frank