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The Cold War ended nearly two decades ago, yet the world's superpowers are once again locked in a struggle for the very soul of humanity. What is the question that threatens to plunge entire nations into chaos and strife? Whether fake boobs are, in fact, better than real boobs. Prompted by a hard-hitting investigative headline in the eminent UK publication Zoo Weekly, we have no choice but to ask you, the people, to weigh the evidence and choose a side. Yet how can one be asked to decide between symmetry and softness, between size and comfort, between science and Mother Nature? As J. Robert Oppenheimer said when he invented the silicone implant in 1874, "I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." Select your path carefully, for the very fabric of our society—and our fine lace bras—may rest on the outcome.

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