If we've heard it once, we've heard it a million times: "Really, I'm a good girl—I'm just doing this to pay my way through college!" While I'm sure that more than a few strippers, models and other sex workers have augmented a Pell grant or two with their extracurricular earnings, there's always the sinking suspicion that by "college" they mean "a new pair of stacked platforms" or "a couple of eight balls"—though it's not like a transcript or other proof of matriculation needs to be presented before I start shelling out cash. Satomi Mizuno is a cute Japanese girl who's probably just one or two new customers away from abandoning her dreams of stardom and moving back home from LA. Or at least, that's what I want to believe.- J. West

Satomi Mizuno (membership previews @ sexysatomi.com, via Pussy Weblog)

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