Once again, we're disappointed to realize that the promise of underwear that allows us to stalk track the whereabouts of the objects of our affection is still merely part of a contagious media experiment: "This amazing device will answer all of your questions! These panties can give you her location, and even her temperature and heart rate, and she will never even know it's there! Unlike the cumbersome and uncomfortable chastity belts of the past, these panties are 100% cotton, and use cutting-edge technology to help you protect what matters most." Surely by now some savvy nanotech company must realize that there's enough of a consumer demand for high-tech chastity devices to make mass production worthwhile?

"Forget-Me-Not Panties" (forgetmenotpanties.contagiousmedia.org, via Double Viking)

Bonus! Cell Phone Thong (cellpower.com, via sexblo.gs/textually.org)

Previously: Under(a)wareables

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