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    Scene Analysis: How Older People Do It

    By Gram Ponante, 12:00 PM on Thu Nov 8 2007, 20,630 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

    If "Mating Habits of Cougars" was the first porn I ever watched, I think I would off myself, "Logan's Run"-style, before reaching the age at which the following indifferent dialogue would be considered foreplay ...

    "Somebody order a cougar?"
    "Yeah."
    "You are fine, fine, fine."
    "You're not bad either."
    "You like?"
    "Surprisingly: Yes." (This was the line that made us wince.)
    "We cougars are really horny for guys like you."
    "What is a guy like me?"

    We end up pitying Kelly Leigh for the hoops Mr. Haircut makes her jump through. That guy really gives elderly gentlemen a bad name.

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