What compels the public masturbator to do what they do? Is it the thrill of the forbidden? A secret desire to be caught in the act? Or is it something else that drives them to take their pants off in a Barnes and Noble and "browse the best-sellers." (So to speak.) And what pushes them to videotape their shopping antics and post it on the internet? Like this chap, who is becoming something of a legend for his self-made clips of his pantless Wal-Mart adventures. We don't recommend that you follow this guy's highly illegal example, but you should keep your eyes peeled the next time you're shopping at a mall in Glendale, Arizona. The blue light special might be bluer than you think.

· Attention WalMart Shoppers, Masturbation Is Not Allowed On the Premises (boinkology.com)

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