Fleshbot: Magazines

Going Overboard For Alexandra Bordas

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

Alexandra Bordas is the captain of her very own ship—and you might just say she knows how to get her crew to stand at, ahem, attention.

Alexandra Bordas (dailypoa.com)
Alexandra Bordas (dailypoa.com)
Alexandra Bordas (dailypoa.com)
Alexandra Bordas (dailypoa.com)
Alexandra Bordas (dailypoa.com)
Alexandra Bordas (dailypoa.com)

Eva Green Strips Off For Her Art

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:30:01 EST

Eva Green is no stranger to nudity: she made her debut film performance in 2003's steamy (and incestuous) "The Dreamers," which featured a whole heck of a lot of Eva Green.

And now, six years later, she's making art with her naked body once more. Eva's featured (nude!) in the latest edition of Tatler, in which she recreates a few classic nude photos. Above, Eva's recreation of a portrait of Charlotte Rampling. Though we must say, Eva brings a whole lot more sideboob into the picture.

· Nude portrait of Bond girl Eva Green (dailymail.co.uk)

Olivia Munn: Now In Sexy Magazine Form!

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

Apparently Olivia Munn wasn't content with just having her own issue of Playboy—no, she needed to have an magazine full of sexy pictures of herself (and with her name on the cover, too!).

Say hello to Hey Olivia!, the magazine for those who just can't get enough scantily clad Olivia Munn. Now, some of you may be thinking that it might be a bit foolish to launch a magazine in a time when the print press is collapsing in on itself—especially a magazine that offers relatively tame content. Clearly, you just don't understand the power of Olivia Munn.

· Hey Olivia! (mymag.com)

Guy Fawkes Night (Minus The Guys, Plus Sophie Reade)

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

Since we'll always remember the Fifth of November, we don't have any qualms about leaving the gents out of this discussion. So who's ready to gawk at Sophie Reade?

Nuts Magazine put out a shoot with "TV's Boobiest Babes," and although we're not experts on British television, we do know a good thing when we see it. We also know Sophie Reade won Big Brother, so that's something! Look at us, talking fancy about UK stuff. Enjoy the photos!

· Photos via Sophie Reade & TV's Boobiest Babes In Nuts Mag (dailypoa.com)

Sex Tape Of The Second: Catalina White

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:30:01 EST

When's the last time a former pro-wrestler put out a sex tape? We can only hope the orgasms aren't as fake as the fighting.

Catalina White, Maxim model/WWE wrestler, will be appearing in the Shane's World release "Model American Tour" November 17th. We're actually pretty into this one. As you can tell from the trailer, Catalina seems really game for anything, and we'd like to see everything. Yes, it's another (minor) celebrity sex tape, but there's hope! Maybe this will break down sex tape taboos, and celebrities can stop acting so coy in their own home movies.

· Shane's World to Release Maxim Model's 'Sex Tape' (business.avn.com)
· Trailer via Catalina White Sex Tape! (catalinawhite.com)

Shannan Click Is One Hot, Hog-Tied Honey

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:00:00 EST

Some might say these Shannan Click photos portray bondage in a sinister light. Isn't that what bondage wants? Plus, Shannan Click is hot.

These photos belong to an upcoming editorial for Exit Magazine, so while the knots aren't pulled super-tight, the idea is still there. After all, it's harder with a chain than it is with nylon rope. Anyway, look at more pictures and judge for yourself. You might even like it!

· Bondage For Shannan Click's Exit (fashioncopious.typepad.com)

Care To Split A Cab With Rhian?

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:30:01 EST

It doesn't matter where she's going. You should definitely go with her. (Chances are, you'll probably see her boobs.)

Do you think this was an actual taxi? How much would you have to pay the driver to do something like this? Probably nothing.

· Rhian's topless taxi ride (nuts.co.uk)

Charlotte Kemp Muhl Gets Naked...Without Sean Lennon

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

If Sean Lennon's recreation of Annie Leibovitz's iconic photo of his parents left you wanting to see more (of his girlfriend naked), well, we have good news for you.

Turns our that, since she's a model, Charlotte Kemp Muhl (not to be confused with Charlotte Kemp) sometimes takes her clothes off for photos. Like these ones for Purple Magazine.

· Charlotte Kemp (fashioncopious.typepad.com)

Charlotte Kemp (fashioncopious.typepad.com)

Charlotte Kemp (fashioncopious.typepad.com)

Kitty Lea Presents Ofrendas For The Dead

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST

What? You've never offered anything to your ancestors on el Dia de los Muertos? This is what it looks like. Usually there are more skulls.

Everyone seems to think that Halloween is a great opportunity for women to show some skin, but Bizarre Magazine knows that real debauchery is best paired with colorful tribute to one's family. Observe, as Kitty Lea perfoms the ancient Fire-Boob-Skull Dance.

· Kitty Lea sexy model alt Day Of the Dead (bizarremag.com)

Imagine It, Five Ladies On Your Nuts

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

Ok, well, maybe not on your nuts, actually. Actually, Nuts Magazine will be displaying the girls. In the long run, that's probably for the better.

Personally, we can't imagine handling Eva Wyrwal, Peta Todd, Lindsey Strutt, Kitty Lea and Emily all at the same time. If you can, you should probably notify a talent agency, set-up the camera, and write out your Last Will and Testament (just in case). The rest of us can just enjoy this video.

· Five Nuts Babes get Topless (boobieblog.com)

Ariel Rebel: Hot Mess

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:30:01 EST

Oh, Ms. Rebel, we don't care if your dorm room is messy. Is that even your dorm? You're a nude model, and that could just be a set. Don't worry Ms. Rebel, we still love you.

In fact, we love you so much that we're going to show everyone your latest gallery! It's ok that you let Front Magazine see it before us, because they were nice enough to share. And it's not about who sees you first, it's about who ogles you the most. (That's us!)

· ARIEL REBEL: RAD NEW GALLERY (frontarmy.co.uk)

Dial V For Nudity: Natalia Vodianova

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

V Magazine continues to cradle the vertex where fashionability meets nudity. Though Natalia had previously appeared on their pages, this photo shoot is more... nipple-y.

Really, V Magazine has been so good to us, we'd really love to thank them properly. How will we do that? We're gonna ogle Natalia Vodianova. Please, feel free to help us!

· Natalia Vodianova shows some nip in a magazine about V's. Why not? (thesuperficial.com)

Katie Fey, By Any Other Name, Still Hot

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST

Whether her name is Katie Fey, Jenya, or Eugenia Diordiychuk, this girl is unbelievably gorgeous. Now that she's in a real magazine, we can be sure she isn't some hot internet glitch.

All thanks to Ego Mag for taking these amazing photos (and for having other people with her to verify her existence).

· Katie Fey X Ego Mag (yuhmm.com)

Che Magazine Continues Naked Revolution

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Now that they've enlisted the help of Bianca Jeffry, the battle against the forces of clothing can continue.

Hopefully, once the enemies view these images, they'll be compelled to take their clothes off. And then victory will be within reach!

Photos via Hot Model Bianca Jeffry Topless for Che Mag (dailypoa.com)

Let's Ogle The Asses Of Brit Chicks In Glasses

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Ok, more like one chick. And you can't always see her butt. And she's not always wearing the glasses. But that's not the point; she's attractive.

If you recognize Lauren from Front Magazine's website, then you have quite the eye. We've been wanting more of her forever, and now that we have it, we can't help but post articles with titles that don't necessarily pertain to the subject matter. She's just that hot.

For a second fix, check out Front's behind-the-scenes video: LAUREN: COVER GIRL MOVIE RADNESS (frontarmy.co.uk)

Loaded Discovers Witty Pun On Vikki Blows's Surname

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Okay, bear with us: you know how Vikki Blows is a totally hot glamour model, and her last name* is blows, which is, like, sometimes a synonym for sucks? Well, what if we did a spread called "Vikki Sucks"?

And like, as a real kicker, we could have her sucking a lollipop. Man, are we witty or what?

· Vikki Blows (more @ egotastic.com)

*actually her last name for reals, yo

Nuts Magazine Deems 2009 Over, Proves It With Boobs

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:30:01 EDT

It's not even Halloween, and Nuts has already come out with the Sexiest Naked Pics of 2009. How audacious! Let's debate this by looking at nude British women.

Isn't there still time for sexy pictures? We've still got November and December to look forward to, but it's possible the babes get the holidays off. How will we survive the cold months ahead? Who will provide Sexy Thanksgiving Photos? What about the Topless Dreidel Contest we were planning for Hanukah?

Thanks a lot, Nuts.

Photos via Daily Pieces of Ass (dailypoa.com)

Leah Francis (dailypoa.com)
Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Emma Glover (dailypoa.com)
Eva Wyrwal (dailypoa.com)
Kitty Lea (dailypoa.com)
Lindsey Strutt (dailypoa.com)
Lucy Pinder (dailypoa.com)
Peta Todd (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)

Dutch ELLE Unveils First Ever Nude Cover

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:30:01 EDT

And what a way to kick off a new (nude?) era. While it's certainly tasteful and arty and all that, the cover does us proud by actually showing (a hint of) nipple.

We can't wait to see what their second nude cover looks like...they are going to have a second nude cover, right?

· Body, Beauty, and Lonneke (imgmodelsblog.wordpress.com)

Due Altri Calendari Per 2010!

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:00:00 EDT

You might be tired of seeing calendars, but these are different! They're Italian.

We realize you have quite a few choices when it comes to calendars. It's important to make the right choice when it comes to whose boobs you'll use to count the days. Our good friends at Area Ticino always seem to supply the good stuff (not that we're playing favorites).

Queen Nipple, Naomi Campbell

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Only Naomi Campbell can look this regal with her boob hanging out, surrounded by animals. God bless art magazines!

Flaunt Magazine's newest issue is called "The Eden Issue: Nothing Lasts Forever." And that's just incorrect. Naomi Campbell lasts forever. Our fascination with Naomi Campbell's nipples lasts forever. See? There's two things.

Photo by David LaChapelle, via YUHMM (yuhmm.com)

If We See Any More Miranda Kerr, We're Going To Scream

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:30:01 EDT

That is, we're going to have a screaming orgasm because she is so attractive and it isn't helping our obsession. That's what we meant.

All in all, this shoot for V Magazine doesn't show much skin. But it's not quantity that counts, only the gorgeous butt counts.

· Miranda Kerr Gets Cheeky For V Magazine (hollywoodtuna.com)

Vice Gets Naughty In The Copy Room

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:30:01 EDT

We've all been tempted to use the office copy machine for, ahem, non-work related purposes. In their latest fashion spread, Vice put balls to the ~~wall~~ glass plate and actually had models photocopying their naughty bits.

What does this have to do with fashion? We're not entirely sure...but we're going to have a really hard time keeping our, uh, hands off the copier for the rest of the day.

· Copy Sluts (viceland.com, via filthygorgeousthings.com)

Rosie Jones: Dirty-Up On Aisle 3

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:30:01 EDT

When you think sexy, you of course think of the grocery store, right?

We're not so sure what Nuts had in mind when they took Rosie Jones to the grocer's. Regardless, any day that ends in bare breasts and a basket full of goodies is a good day to us.

Clip via Boobie Blog (boobieblog.com)

Joanna Krupa Returns To Playboy

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:30:01 EDT

For some people, Dancing With The Stars isn't enough. After all, there's no greater dance than the Playboy cover hustle.

The last time Joanna Krupa graced the pages of Playboy was June 2005! That was a whole other government administration. Pope Benedict XVI was barely pope! It's about time Joanna got back on the nudity game. We can't wait to see what she has to offer this amazing new world we live in. While we wait for the December issue, let's enjoy some vintage Joanna Krupa.

Photos via FListed (flisted.com)

Rhian's Breasts Have September, April, June, And November

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:30:01 EDT

All the rest have Rhian Sugden's gorgeous boobs, too! Save for October alone. Which has a bit of Rhian's bum.

Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
http://www.yuhmm.com/rhian-sugden-2010-calendar/

Oh, Japan, You And Your Phallic Imagery

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:00:00 EDT

While the rest of us are playing Deal Or No Deal, the Japanese have bikini girls attack cylinders of ice with lips, tongues, and boobs. How come our TV never has imitation tit-fucking?

Just give it, like, 38 seconds, and you'll see what we mean.

·Ice and Sexy (front.co.uk)

The Bigger The Hoop, The Bigger The Hula

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:30:01 EDT

When you think about it, there's no real reason why this should be hot. But damn, it is hot.

There's a good deal of symbolism involved in hula hooping: The hoop, a perfect circle, represents life. It is only kept in motion by the constant hip-rocking of a bikini-clad goddess. Should she stop, the hoop would fall, ending life as we know it.

As a tribute, COED Magazine presents ten videos of different girls performing the sacred art. Hula on, lifekeepers. Hula on.

Photo via Hot Legs and Feet (ddfcash.com)

Maxim Convinces Us To Go Back To School

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Hot girls? Sexy. Hot girls who major in nuclear physics? We'd have no qualms about dropping $50,000 a year to hang out with them.

But you can't just use any old line on these girls. If you haven't read Hegel's Phenomenology of Spirit, you can't even hope for better than a handjob. Be prepared people! I'll see you in class on Monday. In the meantime, read over the curriculum.

· Campus Cuties (maxim.com)

Global Domination Watch: Sasha Grey

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:00:00 EDT

GQ recently unleashed Sasha Grey upon Germany. If she had been around a couple decades earlier, the Berlin Wall would've come down in a second. Take that, Ronald Reagan.

In an article titled "Pornos, Art, and Nietzsche," German GQ breaks down the basics of Sasha Grey. She's a pornstar. She's an actress. She's hot. She's philosophically and musically inclined. Little by little, the world will fall under her multi-faceted charms. The day will come when you can go to any country on Earth, say "Sasha Grey," and someone will buy you a drink.

Photos by Cellina von Mannstein, via GQ-Shooting - Sasha Grey (gq-magazin.de)

We Know You Need Some Snugglings

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

This may not be the usual Fleshbot sort of thing, but stick with us here: sometimes it's just nice to be in bed with someone, taking pictures that are decidedly SFW.

Still with us? Awesome. You must be the type of person who appreciates the tender moments us humans share, whether they be post-coital or pre-coital (tenderness is only acceptable in proximity to sex). So let's all get into bed, whip up a bit of spooning, and share some good ol' cuddle porn courtesy of Time Out New York.

· "Pictures in Bed" (newyork.timeout.com)

January Jones And The Cleavage Believe-age

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Did someone retouch January Jones' cleavage? Can we touch them? Please?

By now, you've probably seen the breathtaking photo spread of January Jones in November's GQ Magazine. Supposedly, quite a few people have been murmuring about the cover photo (seen above), and whether or not GQ enhanced Ms. Jones' breasts to make them look bigger. GQ released a quick rebuttal last Thursday saying the accusations are false. Still, some folks continue to sip the hater-ade.

Anyhow, altered or not, you should enjoy the following photos.

· Photos via GQ.com. (gq.com)

Marge Simpson: Perpetually Pushing 40 With Perky Boobs

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Have you ever wondered what Marge Simpson's nipples look like? We haven't. And yet now we know.

In all honesty, the spread is rather tasteful. We genuinely guffawed during the interview, especially when Marge asserted that she was happy to be a "MILK—a Mom I'd Like to Know." It's just so wholesome. And this is probably the most exciting celebrity cover to come out in a while.

The only real disturbances were Marge's boobs under the gauzy negligee. Maybe it's just the pink-sheen from her outfit, or the fact that she has nipples, but they look too...human. Too Playboy-approved. Too perky. Marge has three kids, and we always assumed she breastfed them. Could Krusty-brand Baby Formula be the key to her youthful bounce?

· Marge Simpson's Playboy Photos Revealed (worstpreviews.com)

Jacques Magazine Taunts Us With A Hot Girl, Good Weather

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:30:01 EDT

It's getting colder, the days are getting shorter, summer is hurtling away from us, and this video from Jacques Magazine is torture. Creamy, delicious torture.

When we last the discussed the birth of Jacques, we knew exciting things were going to come from America's newest luxury erotic mag, but we had no idea it'd be like this. We don't know which we want more: the girl, the ice cream, or the ability to be half-naked outdoors.

· JACQUES MAGAZINE BLOG (jacquesmagazine.blogspot.com)

Vanity Fair Wants To Engage You In Intercourse

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Since the regular Kama Sutra is thousands of years old (i.e., for old people), the ever-classy Vanity Fair wants to construct their own manual for freakiness. And they need your help.

Do you have a special trick that you'd like to share? Have you recently read some useful instructions off a bathroom stall? Ever date a contortionist? You should probably let Vanity Fair know.

Real talk, guys: who would be better at writing a new wiki-Kama Sutra, Fleshbot readers or Vanity Fair readers? Not that we're trying to have beef or anything.

· Charming couple photo via For The Girls (lustycouples.com)

Bitch Says No To Pussy—And We Wonder Why

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Bitch Magazine—a feminist publication you may have heard of—recently rejected the above ad for VooDoo Doughnut's branded clothing line. Their rationale? They felt it was sexist, and objectifies a woman's body in order to sell clothing.

But what makes this story really interesting is that Bitch isn't your ordinary "no naked ladies, please" feminist magazine—as things go, they're pretty pro-sexy. In the past, they've run ads for porn sites (including a porn site run by yours truly); they've also sponsored burlesque festival Tease-O-Rama (a move they got a good deal of flack for).

So what, pray tell, makes this specific act of sexiness one that's anti-feminist? Is it the fact that the sexiness is gratuitous? Is the pubic hair just a bit over the line? Is it the line about good things in pink boxes? We're scratching our heads over here—but we'd love to hear your thoughts on the issue.

· Rejected Ad Of The Week: Bitch Turns Down Pussy (animalnewyork.com)

Barely In Style: Michelle And Eva Go Nude For French Revue

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

We don't pretend to understand the world of fashion—but what we do understand is that getting two beautiful women to model in shoes, jewelry, and nothing else is a great way to sell...um, something.

French Revue de Mode | Thierry Le Gouès Shoots Michelle & Eva Nude (fashiongonerogue.com, via yuhmm.com)
French Revue de Mode | Thierry Le Gouès Shoots Michelle & Eva Nude (fashiongonerogue.com, via yuhmm.com)
French Revue de Mode | Thierry Le Gouès Shoots Michelle & Eva Nude (fashiongonerogue.com, via yuhmm.com)
French Revue de Mode | Thierry Le Gouès Shoots Michelle & Eva Nude (fashiongonerogue.com, via yuhmm.com)
French Revue de Mode | Thierry Le Gouès Shoots Michelle & Eva Nude (fashiongonerogue.com, via yuhmm.com)
French Revue de Mode | Thierry Le Gouès Shoots Michelle & Eva Nude (fashiongonerogue.com, via yuhmm.com)

Meggan Mallone Es Una Estrella

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:00:00 EDT

We're not sure what country is fantastic enough to feature a naked Meggan Mallone in the pages of its Maxim, but we do know that we want to move there. Just as soon as we brush up on our Spanish.

Meggan Mallone (dailypoa.com)
Meggan Mallone (dailypoa.com)
Meggan Mallone (dailypoa.com)

The 100 Best Busty Babes (And Their 200 Best Boobs)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Never one to do things in baby steps, Nuts has a salute to breasts that's 100 women—and 200 boobs—strong, with Lucy Pinder leading the pack of busty babes. Who has the best boobs? Click to find out.

Time Out Chicago Will Never Forget Your First Time

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Coming quick on the heels of Time Out New York's Sex Issue, the magazine's Windy City edition has rolled our a Sex Issue of their very own. Their focus? Readers documenting first time sexperiences—everything from threesomes to escorting.

And for those inclined to follow in these readers' footsteps—whether you'd like to hit up the bath house or cheat on your spouse—TOC helpfully offers some first time tips (yes, they offer tips for wouldbe cheaters. Who knew Chicago was so libertine?). Also in the issue: servicey suggestions on hot lingerie, what your bedsheets say about you, and hot hook up hotels—and, of course, an interview with Hugh Hefner (it never gets old, does it).

· There's a First Time for Everything (timeout.com)

What Will Bart And Lisa Think?

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:30:01 EDT

In celebration of the 20th anniversary of "The Simpsons," Marge Simpson will appear nude on the cover of November's Playboy—and in a three page spread inside the magazine, too.

Our question (besides whether Marge is a natural bluehead): should we feel sadder for Hugh Hefner or Matt Groening?

· Ay, Caramba! Marge Simpson Gets Nude for Playboy (eonline.com)
· Thumbnail via Cartoon Fucking (cartoon-fucking.thumblogger.com)