It's probably our own fault. If we had just invited Alice Goodwin and her friends from Nuts, we could've have the perfect party. Oh well, maybe next year!

· Alice Goodwin's Christmas Party (boobieblog.com)

· Lizi Benites (nsfwpoa.com)

The last video from Jacques had us hurting for some summer sun and ice cream; those are pretty standard desires. Now all we want to do is lock ourselves up in a quiet hotel with this girl, only leaving to hit the hotel bar or buy more leopard print items. Oh, Jacques... The things you do to us.

· JAMIE, by Jacques (jacquesmag.blogspot.com)

In fact, no one realized that Marie Claire UK had decided to do a tribute to Cameron Diaz's sideboob until your good friend, Fleshbot, picked up a copy of the magazine and saw it for what it really was: the aforementioned sideboob tribute. And now that we've realized that, well, we have no doubt that this photo will be entered into the hallowed halls of celebrity sexiness. We've got influence like that.

· Cameron Diaz in Marie Claire (hollywoodtuna.com)

Really, Nuts: do you need to ask if something is better topless? Not that we don't enjoy Rosie's experiments, we just think you've concluded that things are generally better when tops are taken out of the equation.

· Is it better topless? (nuts.co.uk)

Though, for the record, Isabeli Fontana looks just stunning even without her souped up Lacoste gear—in fact, we'd say she looks best without anything at all.

· Vogue Homme Brazil Isabeli Fontana by Jacques Dequeker (fashiongonerogue.com)

Step 1: Attempt push-up.
Step 2: If push-up is too hard, flash them boobies.
Step 3: Repeat step one.

· Is it better topless? (nuts.co.uk)

· Lucy PInder in Nuts (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

So enjoy it, folks. And if any of you have any leads on one of those Olivia Munn sex tapes...well, you might say we have a "friend" who'd be interested in them. Very interested.

· Olivia Munn (egotastic.com)

But don't get us wrong, we love this style. The only thing better than a grungy lady is a semi-nude grungy lady.

· Velvet November 2009 | Georgia Frost by John Akehurst (fashiongonerogue.com)

Of course, Courtney is not to be outdone. If anyone's going to be channeling the Queen of Early to Mid 1990s Angst, it's going to be her. Although this shoot is missing the usual fuck-all attitude, it still contains a healthy dosage of nudity, and that always gets our spirits up.

· More nude Courtney at Dazed & Confused January | Nobody's Fool-Courtney Love by Yelena Yemchuk (fashiongonerogue.com)

We figured that since you liked that bit of Lindsay from before, you might enjoy watching the same girl in motion. It's essentially the same nudity from before, but angstier.

After all, Kate Moss and Johnny Depp were doing their thing in the '90s, a.k.a. the Decade of Angst. This is just another step towards embodying the perfect Platonic form of Kate Moss.

· Lindsay Lohan Topless Video from Muse Magazine (egotastic.com)

In fact, they can just go ahead and rename the months. It'll be just like the French Revolution! Except instead of celebrating your birthday in the month of Brumaire, it'll be on the 13th of Vikki Blows. Sounds way better, right?

· 2010 GUARENTEED TO KICK ASS WITH THE FRONT CALENDAR (frontarmy.co.uk)

Not only is she a Burning Angel starlet, but she's also done shows on the British erotic network, Television X, as well as a Playboy parody called "Gash in the Attic" (as in "Cash in the Attic," ha!). Her latest accomplishment is, of course, winning our hearts.

· Interview and pics at Holly D (bizarremag.com)

Front Magazine knows how to do a photo shoot. We can never really tell if they're styling shoots to look like parties, or just having parties that randomly turn into professional photo ops. It's that ambiguity that keeps us coming back. Whether or not the party actually happened, it gives us hope that we might be at raucous-yet-intimate shows where gorgeous babes whip out their goods during the guitar solo.

· FRONT END OF YEAR NAKED PARTY: THE MOVIE (frontarmy.co.uk)

Nonetheless, Vikki Blows, Sophie Howard, and a slew of other Brit babes do their best to behave badly with their boobs out, and talk about all the dirty, wicked sexual acts they've engaged in. Scandalous!

· Vikki Blows And Sophie Howard Are Like Damn (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

And we can't forget about Kitty Lea (really, it's impossible). Together, they make us wish strange things. We'd like to be that necklace, that chair, that photographer... We're even willing to be the Behind-the-Scenes footage person who makes these videos. It's a proximity thing.

· Kitty Lea and Emma Frain Topless Video (boobieblog.com)

Of course, if it weren't for Lindsay and her Kate Moss-inspired boob reveal, we probably wouldn't have even heard of Muse, or Abbey's lovely photo set...so in the end, we guess it all worked out.

· Muse #20 Preview | Abbey Lee Kershaw by Greg Kadel (fashiongonerogue.com)

It goes without saying that anyone channeling Kate Moss should damn well better shoot a few topless shots...but still, we have to wonder: will we ever see Lindsay as topless Lindsay? Trust us, girl: you don't have to hide behind Marilyn and Kate...you're more than enough for us as it is.

· Lindsay Lohan Topless in Muse Magazine (egotastic.com)

· Barbie Franco (nsfwpoa.com)

We can't help but let our mind wander when looking at these photos of Marloes Horst. The design team really instilled this shoot with a sense of regal whimsy, and we're completely overwhelmed by the holy trinity of fantasy, majesty, and titties.

· More photos at Morning Beauty | Marloes Horst by Nick D'Emilio (fashiongonerogue.com)

Truth be told, we don't know much about the model, or why she's fooling around with all that menacing equipment. Perhaps that's the real danger: she could be in your house right now (we can only hope she's in the bedroom).

· Dangerously Sexy Play from Ego Magazine (yuhmm.com)

You can give up the search for food, water, and shelter for a couple minutes. It's for a good cause.

· Imogen Thomas, Sam Cooke & Amii Grove Jungle Strip (boobieblog.com)

When we first discovered Diamond's website, we fell in love with the upbeat attitude the founder/editor-in-chief, Matt Di Pasquale, takes towards sex and sexual expression. He writes, "To repress or limit your sexual desires, keeping them to yourself, is to hold back a natural part of your being... So, by restricting the flow of one type of emotion, you naturally condition yourself to prevent the flow of other kinds of emotions like happiness, love, sadness, and joy."

But when Diamond's pilot issue came out, it was less about sex than it was about sneakers. The only skin to be seen belonged to the founder, and he wasn't exactly working it. In his ten-page spread, he flaunted both his penis and his high school AP scores (guess which impressed us most).

But with their first official issue, Diamond's managed to release official naked pictures of students from around the country. The articles—penned by students at Harvard, Barnard, Princeton, Yale, and other prestigious locations—are more sex-centric than before, and feel earnest and straightforward. So is it better? No.

Boston University, Cambridge, Columbia, and even Harvard have already jumped on this bandwagon, sometimes even giving the goods up for free. Now, we're not saying we're tired of college sex magazines (it's real, legal nudity and naughty talk), and we are happy to the models get paid a decent amount for their time, and we do respect Diamond's to branch out to other universities. But asking us to pay $9.99 for a digital issue (or $29.99 for a print copy) is just silly. Trust us: we downloaded the free sample version. The sample should be enticing, and it wasn't.

At the end of the day, Diamond's just another college sex magazine in a sea of college sex magazines—more a piece of a hay in a haystack than a, ahem, diamond in the rough. Publications like Boink and H-Bomb understand that when readers approach an Ivy League-generated nudie mag, they expect a certain bit of self-conscious tomfoolery. Dormitory antics, suggestive sororities, TAs with T&A, and nerdy babes wearing nothing but mortarboard caps are all things we hoped to find in Diamond, and we were disappointed by their absence. We genuinely like the kids and what they're trying to do. Here's hoping the next issue has a little more sparkle.

· Grab the free sample issue at Diamond Magazine (diamond-mag.com)
· Harvard Alum Launches Ivy League Porn Mag (business.avn.com)

True, the side by side clothed/naked portrait device is one we've seen before. But what, you think we're going to turn down Richard Kern's photos of cute girls? Um, think again, folks. Think again.

· Class Portraits (viceland.com)

When it just so happens that one of those presents is the voluptuous Peta Todd, then it's time to break out the camera. We know all presents should be treated equally because "it's the thought that counts," but a gal's bra size counts just as much, and hers go all the way up to 30F. Who are we to ignore such generosity?

· More photos at Sexy Peta Todd (nuts.co.uk)

The cultivation of the decadently blasé image falls under the "Libertine" theme expressed in this shoot. It's all about ignoring social restraints and morals, doing what you feel, etc. We don't know what Sol Sanchez wanted to express (if this is a reflexive jab at fashion and modeling, or whatnot), but it resulted in nudity and that makes us happy.

· More photos at Libertines (fashioncopious.typepad.com)

· Seren Gibson, Hettie, and Jessica (nsfwpoa.com)

Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)

We're not sure what magazine these are from, but they were taken by snap-master Thierry Le Goues, so they've got our seal of approval. We also approve of replacing fashion with gratuitous nudity; looking chic and up-to-date is just a naked frolic away.

· More pics at Morning Beauty | Zuzana Gregorova by Thierry Le Gouès (fashiongonerogue.com)

Well, aside from the fact that their raison d'etre is publishing gorgeous, unretouched nudie photos (a far more noble mission than, say, whatever it was that Portfolio was supposed to do); there's also the fact that they've carefully selected their models, showcasing only the finest specimens. Like young Megan here.

Pay attention, print media: Jacques may have just discovered the elusive elixir that'll save you all.

· Introducing: Megan (jacquesmag.blogspot.com, via fashioncopious.typepad.com)

*****

Previously: Jacques Magazine Keeps It Arty

Luckily, they break it down into specific categories: "Most-Ogled Boobs," "Soapy Boobs," and "Lesbo Boobs" are only a few of the Olympic arenas where breasts can compete for glory. But if you thought these choices were controversial, just imagine how much fuss there'll be when they name the Best Boobs of the Decade. Beware the Boob Riots of 2010.

· NUTS - Best boobs of the year (dailypoa.com)

Stacy Kiebler, Adrienne Curry, and Jaime Pressly showcase the best known bottoms in the roundup, yet they aren't necessarily our favorite. There's a lot of strong talent from lesser known heinies, and that's just judging butts alone. Don't get us wrong, we love fronts. The frontside of the body has a lot of neat stuff. But sometimes you just have to focus on the A portion of T&A. It's a yin-and-yang thing.

· Maxim.com's Booty Issue, Vol. 1 (maxim.com)
· Maxim.com's Booty Issue, Vol. 2 (maxim.com)

First it was Andressa Fontana of Brazil, and now Caroline Winberg of Sweden. We'll make a deal: you show us one nude model for every country, and we'll keep reading. Sound good?

· Caroline Winberg - Topless in Flair Magazine (dailypoa.com)

Can you guess which Peta is our favorite?

· Peta Todd (dailypoa.com)

And in this week's New Yorker (yes, The New Yorker), he's willing to dish. Apparently, there's many a nudie classic that's been revealed to, ahem, reveal even more once it's been upgraded to HD. Where once there was but a dark shadow, now we're presented with bush (or at least more boobage). Where...no, actually, that's pretty much the end of the story. We're on the fence as to whether this is more an ad for the flagging Blu-Ray industry or for Mr. Skin himself (who makes the technical upgrade so you don't have to)—but in the meantime, we're just going to stick with our SD movies, and see if we can't unlock this secret nudity by squinting really, really hard.

· Mr. Skin (mrskin.com)
· Naked Truth (newyorker.com, subscription required)
· Thumbnail: Topless Eva Amurri, just because

Frankly, we're going to have to take some time to get reacquainted with Ms. Semour (and her delicious curves, too). If you need us or anything, we'll be in the bathroom conference room having a long, productive...meeting.

· Stephanie Seymour x Vanity Fair Dec. 09 (yuhmm.com)

And when it comes to these photos from Details, it's even more helpful if you happen to be one of those discerning connoisseurs who can spot the outline of an erect nipple from a mile away—yes, if you're one of those sharp-eyed savants, you should get an extra kick out of Zoe's fine selection of swimsuit shots.

· Zoe Saldana (egotastic.com)

Consider yourself an anthropologist/linguist. How do her breasts figure into the syntactic structure, and what do they convey? Her head periodically disappears: does this represent a cultural belief about the hidden identity of the performer, or is it just a limit imposed by the webcam? Ponder these questions while you watch her feel herself up. Maybe do the same for Nigeria, too.

· World Strip: Argentina! (zootoday.com)

In addition to Sasha Grey's bit, Pink Visual president Alison Vivas also graces the retrospective (though we haven't yet found her bit). Sasha pretty much calls it like she sees it:

Americans act so shocked when they hear about politicians, celebrities, and athletes having affairs, but I have to believe that many women who are married to men with power are aware of affairs, and accept it. Don't ask, don't tell; as long as they receive something in exchange from their husband-whether that exchange be children, money, material items, or sex. We create our own morals.

What a baller.

· Newsweek Taps Pink Visual's Allison Vivas for ‘Decade in Rewind' (xbiz.com)
· Sex Scandal Details

· Cover photo spliced with the help of Twistys (twistys.com)

We're awfully fortunate to have a magazine like Nuts put two and two (boobs) together and give us something like this. Where else can you find Eva Wyrwal and Lucy Pinder using each other's hands as (not very effective) bras?

· Lucy Pinder, Eva Wyrwal Topless for Nuts (nsfwpoa.com)