Fleshbot: Magazines

Vice Renews Our Interest In Fashion

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:30:01 EDT

The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Nobody does fashion quite like Vice Magazine does fashion. First there was Richard Kern's fashion story featuring a barely dressed Sasha Grey, now "Nudes, Sans Tattoos" are showcasing the latest fashions.

Lucky for us, their taste in clothes seems to run towards belts, shoes, and nothing else. (Think we could get away with copying their look?)

· Nudes, Sans Tattoos (viceland.com)

Mary Louise Parker Gives Us The Blessing Of Boobs (Again!)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:00:00 EDT

It's been almost a year, but we still haven't quite recovered from the thrill of seeing Mary Louise Parker's boobs on TV. And now that she's showing them in magazines? We may never leave the house again. (We're not kidding.)

· Mary Louise Parker In Esquire (egotastic.com)

Staying Indoors With Rhian Sugden

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:30:01 EDT

The weather's been so nice lately, we've been really enjoying the great outdoors. In fact, we've been spending so much time outside, we almost forgot how much fun inside can be. Luckily, Rhian's more than happy to remind us.

Rhian Sugden (dailypoa.com)
Rhian Sugden (dailypoa.com)
Rhian Sugden (dailypoa.com)
Rhian Sugden (dailypoa.com)
Rhian Sugden (dailypoa.com)

Agyness Deyn Shows 100% For 032c Magazine

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Normally we'd leave talk of supermodel Agyness Deyn to our gossip-obsessed cousins...but then again, normally supermodel Agyness Deyn doesn't pose completely nude in arty magazines. Hmm, maybe our cousins were on to something with their whole Agyness obsession, after all.

Agyness Deyn Butt-Naked and Beautiful in 032c Mag (pipeline.refinery29.com)
Agyness Deyn Butt-Naked and Beautiful in 032c Mag (pipeline.refinery29.com)
Agyness Deyn Butt-Naked and Beautiful in 032c Mag (pipeline.refinery29.com)
Agyness Deyn Butt-Naked and Beautiful in 032c Mag (pipeline.refinery29.com)

Inside Olivia Munn's Playboy

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:00:00 EDT

So Olivia Munn isn't naked in her very own issue of Playboy, what exactly is the girl doing? Well, about what you would expect—lounging in a bikini, playing with her hair, and nipteasing her way to (greater) fame.

Olivia Munn Playboy Pictures (egotastic.com)
Olivia Munn Playboy Pictures (egotastic.com)
Olivia Munn Playboy Pictures (egotastic.com)
Olivia Munn Playboy Pictures (egotastic.com)
Olivia Munn Playboy Pictures (egotastic.com)

Olivia Munn, Playboy Model (And Cover Girl!)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 13:30:01 EDT

The good news: "Attack of the Show"'s Olivia Munn is on the cover of Playboy (and, naturally, featured inside, too). More good news: the issue hits stands this Friday. The bad news: she doesn't get naked.

On the bright side: Olivia Munn in a bikini? That's pretty hot too. (Beggars can't be choosers, right?)

· Olivia Munn's Playboy Cover Reveal (g4tv.com)

Behind The Scenes At The Pirelli Calendar Shoot: Beauty, Nudity, Celebrity

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Long time readers of the 'bot are, no doubt, familiar with the Pirelli calendar—that bit of tire shilling goodness that manages to get famous women from all around the world to take off their tops.

This year's edition—which was recently featured in Vanity Fair, in a behind the scenes look at the action—happens to feature Eniko Mihalik, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Catherine M, Abbey Lee, Daisy Lowe, Gracie C, Marloes Horst, Lily Cole, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr, and Georgina Stojilkovic. So much hotness, all in one place? Be still our hearts (and, ahem, parts).

Bow Down Before Sofia Georgiou

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Sofia Georgiou may no longer hold the title of Miss World, but she certainly knows how to rock ours. (nsfwpoa.com)

Maxim's Hottest Woman Featured On The Cover Of Maxim

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Last month, Maxim named Olivia Wilde number one on their list of the 100 hottest women...now she's popped up on the cover of the magazine. Is there some sort of conspiracy going on here?

(And for the record, if you really want to see Olivia Wilde topless, and not just nipteasing us all, go here.)

Olivia Wilde (dailypoa.com)
Olivia Wilde (dailypoa.com)
Olivia Wilde (dailypoa.com)
Olivia Wilde (dailypoa.com)
Olivia Wilde (dailypoa.com)
Olivia Wilde (dailypoa.com)
Olivia Wilde (dailypoa.com)

ESPN Magazine To Feature Athletes... In The Nude

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:30:01 EDT

ESPN Magazine is planning its first "Body Issue," aka a chance for all of us to see athletes in the nude. The plan is to keep it tasteful...perhaps the editors could use these photos for inspiration? (usatoday.com)

Eva Wyrwal, Busty Blonde Boobologist

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Boobologist Eva Wyrwal (Britain's #1 big-boobed blonde—despite her Polish roots) is here to answer some pressing questions. Like, are Polish boobs the best boobs ever? And who would win in a topless fight: big-boobed blondes or big-boobed brunettes?

And, to help with our research, she's offering up her own boobs as, ahem, specimens. Very nice, Ms. Wyrwal. Very nice.

Eva Wyrwal (dailypoa.com)
Eva Wyrwal (dailypoa.com)
Eva Wyrwal (dailypoa.com)

Isabella Stratigaki: Out Of Our Dreams, And Into The Magazines

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 13:00:00 EDT

We've only just met Isabella Stratigaki, but we feel fairly certain that she's been reading our mind for years. How else to explain the fact that this stunning photo shoot is an shot-by-shot recreation of one of our recurring dreams?

Isabella, we'd tell you to get out of our head...but we like the results of your prying way, way too much to ever keep you away.

Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)
Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)
Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)
Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)
Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)
Isabella Stratigaki (dailypoa.com)

Sam Kellett And Kaylee Carver Make Summer Official

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 13:00:00 EDT

We saw the outtakes from Front's summer spectacular—now see what sexy selections of Sam and Kaylee actually made it into the magazine. Yes, summer is in full swing, kids. Now, where did we put that damn barbeque?

Front Magazine (frontarmy.co.uk)

Kaylee Carver & Sam Kellett Topless For Front 07/09 (dailypoa.com)
Front Magazine (frontarmy.co.uk)

Kaylee Carver & Sam Kellett Topless For Front 07/09 (dailypoa.com)

Burning Angel To Save Dying Medium

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Burning Angel: first they were a website, then a series of movies, then a book—and now they're joining forces with the Magna Publishing Group (the team behind magazines like Swank and Genesis) and making the leap into magazines.

The first issue—which arrives on a newswtand near you July 7, 2009—will have Joanna Angel on the cover, and Jessie Lee, MistiDawn, and Draven. Will this hot, hardcore, punk rock porn mag be enough to save print media? We can only hope. (It's certainly the best strategy we've seen so far.)

· Burning Angel (burningangel.com)

Tatyana Kanyuka Leaves Us Speechless

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Why, Tatyana, what a nice...fur you have there. We really like the way your, er...corset flatters the shape of your body. And we don't know what you're doing with those two gentlemen, but can we jump in?

Tatyana Kanyuka Topless in EGO Magazine (nsfwpoa.com)
Tatyana Kanyuka Topless in EGO Magazine (nsfwpoa.com)
Tatyana Kanyuka Topless in EGO Magazine (nsfwpoa.com)
Tatyana Kanyuka Topless in EGO Magazine (nsfwpoa.com)

Uhura Vs. Uhura: The Battle Begins

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Porn Uhura Jada Fire has long been an esteemed Fleshbot Crush Object—but her mainstream counterpart Zoe Saldana is looking pretty fine, herself. Tell us; which lovely lady would you like to have in charge of your communications system?

Zoe Saldana is Sexy in Esquire (thenipslip.com)
Zoe Saldana is Sexy in Esquire (thenipslip.com)
Zoe Saldana is Sexy in Esquire (thenipslip.com)

Summer Fun: Getting Wet And Wild With The Girls

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Still not excited for summer? We have a feeling that Becky, Rhian, Amy, and Sam will have that fixed in a jiffy. Is it actually possible to not be excited about four topless girls spraying each other with a hose?

Rhian Sugden and Friends get Wet N' Wild (boobieblog.com)
Rhian Sugden and Friends get Wet N' Wild (boobieblog.com)
Rhian Sugden and Friends get Wet N' Wild (boobieblog.com)
Rhian Sugden and Friends get Wet N' Wild (boobieblog.com)
Rhian Sugden and Friends get Wet N' Wild (boobieblog.com)
Rhian Sugden and Friends get Wet N' Wild (boobieblog.com)
Rhian Sugden and Friends get Wet N' Wild (boobieblog.com)

Bar Refeali: Reading Is Sexy

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:30:01 EDT

We've enjoyed settling in with a good book, but lately it seems like we never have the time to devote to a nice long session of reading. Perhaps we should recruit Bar Refeali to help us out...she certainly seems like she'd make reading very, very fun indeed.

Bar Refaeli is Naked and Written On (egotastic.com)
Bar Refaeli is Naked and Written On (egotastic.com)
Bar Refaeli is Naked and Written On (egotastic.com)

Moon Bloodgood Is Looking Bloody Good

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 10:30:00 EDT

We're still a bit sore about McG cutting Moon Bloodgood's topless scene from "Terminator Salvation"...but at least he can't stop us from ogling her lingerie-clad body.

Moon Bloodgood in Lingerie for Loaded (dailypoa.com)
Moon Bloodgood in Lingerie for Loaded (dailypoa.com)
Moon Bloodgood in Lingerie for Loaded (dailypoa.com)
Moon Bloodgood in Lingerie for Loaded (dailypoa.com)

Mirage Magazine: JetSet Hedonism And Fancy Swimsuits

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 29 May 2009 13:00:00 EDT

The press packet for Mirage Magazine informs us that its "an international fashion and swimwear magazine inspired by the worlds of jetset hedonism, old school attitude, and a certain adolescent nervousness." We're pretty sure that translates to "a magazine with lots of sexy pictures of people in swimsuits."

At least, that's what we've gathered from this selection of photos culled from the first issue, which feature scantily clad models—both in and out of swimwear—lounging about artily. And this is just a taste, mind you: the actual magazine features 360 pages of these provocative "photo stories."

Hey, it definitely beats paging through the Lands' End swimwear section.

Mirage Magazine (miragemag.com)
Mirage Magazine (miragemag.com)
Mirage Magazine (miragemag.com)
Mirage Magazine (miragemag.com)
Mirage Magazine (miragemag.com)
Mirage Magazine (miragemag.com)
Mirage Magazine (miragemag.com)
Mirage Magazine (miragemag.com)
Mirage Magazine (miragemag.com)

Jennifer Clark And Chanelle Hayes: From Big Brother To Nuts

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 29 May 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Ah, the life cycle of reality TV stars: brought up from obscurity and into pseudocelebrity, churned through the tabloid mill, and, finally, celebrated once more in the hallowed pages of the UK's finest lad mags (currently featuring Big Brother alumnae Jennifer Clark and Chanelle Hayes).

It really is beautiful, in a way.

(Though Chanelle Hayes, you're (still!) on notice for being a niptease. Don't think we don't notice you coyly hiding the goods.)

Chanelle Hayes & Jennifer Clark Topless For NUTS 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
Chanelle Hayes & Jennifer Clark Topless For NUTS 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
Chanelle Hayes & Jennifer Clark Topless For NUTS 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
Chanelle Hayes & Jennifer Clark Topless For NUTS 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
Chanelle Hayes & Jennifer Clark Topless For NUTS 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
Chanelle Hayes & Jennifer Clark Topless For NUTS 06/09 (dailypoa.com)

Jacques Magazine Keeps It Arty

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 28 May 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Do you yearn for a simpler time? Do you dream of days when breasts were real, and smut was only available in magazine form? Meet Jacques, a quarterly publication billing itself as "America's only new luxury erotic magazine." It has the nudes you need.

Some might consider it foolish to launch a magazine in this economy, when print media seems to be in its dying days; but the staff of Jacques is undeterred by such petty concerns. They've got a higher purpose, after all (they even have a mission statement!). What little we've seen of their work—which we're told is shot on film, and never airbrushed or retouched—seems promising. We can only hope they manage to buck current trends and come out on top.

· Jacques Magazine (jacquesmag.com, more pictures @ animalnewyork.com)

Anna Starshenbaum: From Russia, With (Naked) Love

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 28 May 2009 11:30:01 EDT

We must admit, we had no idea that Russia had such beautiful, pristine beaches...though we're less surprised to learn that Russia's beaches are filled with gorgeous topless women along the order of Anna Starshenbaum.

Model Anna Starshenbaum Topless For Maxim 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
Model Anna Starshenbaum Topless For Maxim 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
Model Anna Starshenbaum Topless For Maxim 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
Model Anna Starshenbaum Topless For Maxim 06/09 (dailypoa.com)

Jessica Jane Clement Knows How To Hustle

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 26 May 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Being American, we are, unfortunately, denied access to "The Real Hustle," a television program(me) in which Jessica Jane and her cohorts explain magic tricks and scams to the public. Alas, we suppose we'll just have to make do with these sultry bikini pix.

· Jessica Jane Clement Topless In A Pool For Loaded 06/09 (dailypoa.com)

India For All Seasons

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 21 May 2009 17:30:01 EDT

We always heard that India was lovely in the spring...and what do you know, she is! We're pretty sure she's lovely in the autumn and winter... though she might be a little too hot for us in the summer (girls in bikinis have been known to be dangerous!).

· (zootoday.com)

The Irresistible Clio Zenden

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 21 May 2009 13:30:01 EDT

We didn't want to get out of bed this morning—but somehow Clio Zenden managed to pull us off our comfortable mattress and into our desk chair. Now if only we could get her out of bed, too (or at least get her to put the sheet down).

· Clio Zenden - Maxim 6-2009 (Bulgaria) (cameltap.com)

Ana Saad Looks Good From Any Angle

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 19 May 2009 13:30:01 EDT

By now, we're sure you've grown tired of our jokes about sexy magazine Sexy Magazine—so we'll dispense with the puns and just let you appreciate the beauty of a naked Ana Saad, free from our witty distractions.

· Model Ana Saad's Hot Naked Body For Sexy Mag 05/09 (dailypoa.com)

VMAN Offers Up Yet Another Profile Of Sasha Grey (But With Hot Photos!)

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 19 May 2009 12:30:01 EDT

At this point, it's a little bit difficult for a mainstream profile of Sasha Grey to add anything new to the conversation. Thankfully, VMAN's tribute at least has some pretty hot pictures.

Seriously, let's face it: we know she's smart. We know she's the new breed. We know she wants to do mainstream and porn... at the same time! Can someone please come up with some new questions?

Also, strange coincidence: Ashley Olsen's lingerie photo is featured in the same issue of VMAN. Have you all realized that the Olsen twins are actually older than America's Favorite Fuck Junkie?

· Sasha Fierce (vman.com)

Planes, Trains, Automobiles... And Anett Bocsi

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 18 May 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Anett Bocsi certainly seems to like her cars (and planes, and motorcycles). Fitting, really—cause she's got the kind of curves that make us want to take a ride.

· Hungarian Model Bocsi Anett Topless For CKM Mag 06/09 (dailypoa.com)

Five-A-Day Treat: You Daily Dose Of Babes

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 15 May 2009 12:30:01 EDT

You watch your carbs, make sure to take all your vitamins, and eat your fruits and veggies—but are you getting enough babes in your daily diet? We're betting no.

Thankfully, Front and their Famous Five are here to remedy that: five gorgeous girls guaranteed to keep you happy, healthy, and smiling all day long. You can trust us on that one: we've been on the Famous Five diet for weeks now, and we've never looked—or felt!—better in our life.

· Your Five-A-Day Treat (frontarmy.co.uk)

Mariana Diarco Brings Light To Our Dark

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 13 May 2009 15:30:01 EDT

And in other Maxim-related news: Mariana Diarco may not have made Maxim's Top 100 Hot List, but she's certainly made our "hot list," if you know what we mean. (We mean we think she's hot.)

· Mariana Diarco Topless in Maxim (nsfwpoa.com)

Polish Babe Gabrielle Busts Her Way Into The British Lad Mag Scene

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 13 May 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Look out, Eva Wyrwal: there's a new busty Pole looking to win hearts of Nuts readers everywhere. And with her beautiful face—and 32FF boobs—she's definitely got the tools to get the job done.

· Busty Gabrielle Shows Her Knockers For Nuts (dailypoa.com)

From Jobless To Topless To... Jobbed?

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 12 May 2009 15:30:01 EDT

It's tough out there for the unemployed—but luckily for (some) of us, Zoo Magazine is doing it's part to help the unemployed hotties of the world find work...by publishing sexy photos of them.

Yes, it's true: in their new weekly feature "Gimme A Job!", Zoo helps girls like Nikki Friend and Sarah Arnold connect with potential employers—well, potential employers who read Zoo, anyway. Though we have our doubts about the efficacy of this plan (at least for finding work unrelated to topless modeling), at least we can now say that we read Zoo for the employment section.

· Unemployed Sutton girl Nikki Friend strips in Zoo to get a job (suttonguardian.co.uk)
· Sarah goes topless for Zoo Magazine's 'Gimme a Job' promotion (cambs24.co.uk)

Japanese Lad Mag Watch: Flash Magazine

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 12 May 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Okay, we're not 100% sure that Flash is actually a Japanese lad mag, but we're pretty sure. (It's either that or Japanese porno mag, and we don't see any tentacle rape.)

Regardless, though, we'd like to learn more about this wonderful source of scantily clad Asian babes—and yes, we tried Google, but somehow "flash magazine" just doesn't turn up the plethora of Japanese girls we were looking for. (It does, however, turn up this, which is not at all what we wanted.)

So, uh, anyone have any info for us? Or want to buy us a subscription for our birthday? Cause that would totally rock.

· Flash magazine Japanese nude and sexy babes (more @ sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Maria Ozawa Does Taiwan

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 08 May 2009 15:30:01 EDT

We admit we've been a little lax in our obsessive stalking of Maria Ozawa, a mistake we truly regret. While we've been distracted by the other lovely ladies of the world, we've missed out on so much!

For one thing, Maria's gotten a tattoo on her back. And for another, she's somehow wound up in Taiwan (or at least the cover of FHM Taiwan). And, and—well, we're sure there's a lot of other things that have happened to her, but since we don't read Chinese (that is Chinese, right?), we're at a bit of a loss to understand it all.

But the important thing is, we're looking at hot picture of Maria right now. (And really, isn't this moment all that matters?)

· Maria Ozawa - FHM Taiwan 05/09 (cameltap.com)

Hustler Turns 35, Alexis Texas Strips In Celebration

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 08 May 2009 13:30:01 EDT

It's a little hard to believe, but this July marks Hustler Magazine's 35th year of smutmongering. To celebrate, they've jampacked their 35th anniversary issue with a whole bunch of greatest hits.

They're keeping mum on most of it, but we do know that Trina The Three-Breasted Wonder and the Scratch ‘n' Sniff centerfold both make an appearance. Also, Alexis Texas is on the cover... and really, isn't that in itself reason to celebrate?

· HUSTLER Magazine Celebrates 35 Years Of Publication (hustlerworld.com)

Lydia Hearst Is Still Topless

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 08 May 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Topless revolutionary Lydia Hearst is still topless—and she's taken her ~~boobs~~ protest from an obscure fashion magazine to big fancy GQ. Well, GQ Italy (you'd think American GQ would show us boobs?)

· Lydia Hearst Goes Topless In Classy European Fashion (Gawker)
· Photos via Egotastic (egotastic.com)

Sexy Is As Sexy Does... And Voksan Virag Sure Does Sexy

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 07 May 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Magazine/website Sexy.hu has a, ahem, sexy spread of Voksan Virag. Lucky for them, we're way too distracted by Voksan's assets to notice that it's kind of dumb to call a magazine Sexy.hu.

· Hungarian Playmate Voksan Virag Topless For Sexy Mag 05/09 (dailypoa.com)

Big British Boobs: Is There Anything Better?

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 06 May 2009 10:30:00 EDT

To the untrained eye, Nuts's "Big Boob Special" probably looks a lot like, well, every other photo spread in every other issue of Nuts. But we assure you, this one is different. How, you ask?

Well, for one thing, Sammy Braddy's hair is now black! And for another... actually, no, that's pretty much the only difference we see. But hey, they've got a formula that works—so why mess with perfection?

· Nuts Magazine's Big Boob Special (dailypoa.com)

Julieta Gomez Heats Things Up

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 05 May 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Is it hot in here, or did Julieta Gomez's slamming body set off some sort of endothermic reaction in our nether regions? (Or both, we suppose it could be both.)

· Julieta Gomez (dailypoa.com)