Fleshbot Readers, your answers to last week's contest were so thoughtful that we thought we'd resurrect another chestnut from sophomore year in high school that re-emerged meaning something totally different freshman year in college: "The Stranger."

While all porn (aside from "Naked Happy Girls") reveals a darkness, please create for this week a porn title that would make a Galois-smoking, coffee-rank, beturtlenecked and Algiers-lounging existentialist proud.

· Evil Angel (evilangel.com)
· Buy "Deep Anal Abyss 2" (gamelink.com)

· Evil Angel (evilangel.com)
· Buy "Belladonna's Butthole Whores 3" (gamelink.com)

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Like Proust biting into his madeleine, there is something about these photos that makes me want to go to Brazil and bite everything.

I don't speak Portuguese, but I know this man is saying "Don't ever leave me. And why are you looking at him?"

· Third World Media (thirdworldxxx.com)
· Buy "Miss Big Ass Brazil 6" (tlavideo.com)

Helpfully arranged in sections with titles like "Bodily Fluids" and "Infidelity" and labeled with funny graphics reminiscent of road signs, "Bad Sex" nevertheless doesn't offer much shock value and, what's worse, provides few tasty examples of good sex before that, too, went bad. Instead, readers are left with a series of literate, astute, and blunted stories of lust gone wrong.

Exceptions include Monica Drake's "The Splatter Artist," a bittersweet tale of an ejaculator both premature and prolific, Lisa Gabriele's "Dead Wood" (you do feel sorry for her) because not only does she lose her boyfriend but she also comes down with a "battered pussy," and the one cringeworthy story in a book tnat should be full of them, Neal Pollack's shamefaced "Man's Best Friend" (it involves a different kind of battered pussy).

Even though I was disappointed with this volume of anti-erotica, I look forward to a sequel with the kinks worked in.

· Nerve (nerve.com)
· "Bad Sex: We Did It, so You Won't Have To" (amazon.com)

· Joe McGinniss (joemcginnissjr.com)
· Buy "The Delivery Man" (Amazon)

· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com)
· Listen: "House at Pooh Corner" (youtube.com)
· Buy "Asian Slut Invasion 4" (gamelink.com)

. . .

How beautiful to think that each of these clean secretaries at night, to please her lover, takes a fountain into her mouth and lets her insides, drenched with seed, flower into her landscapes: meadows sprinkled with baby's breath, hoarse twiggy woods, birds dipping, a multitude of skies containing clouds, plowed earth stinking of its upturned humus, and small farms each with a silver silo.

· "Fellatio - a poem" by John Updike (igreens.org.uk)

. . .

Gently, intently, I slid to the massive base Of his tower of power, paused there a moment down In the warm moist thicket, then began to retrace Inch by inch the smooth way to the throbbing crown.

Indwelling excitements swelled at delights to come
As I descended and ascended those thick distended walls.
I grasped his root between left forefinger and thumb
And with my right hand tickled his heavy voluminous balls.

I plunged with a rhythmical lunge steady and slow,
And at every stroke made a corkscrew roll with my tongue.
His soul reeled in the feeling. He whimpered "Oh!"
As I tongued and squeezed and rolled and tickled and swung.

Then I pressed on the spot where the groin is joined to the cock,
Slipped a finger into his arse and massaged him from inside.
The secret sluices of his juices began to unlock.
He melted into what he felt. "O Jesus!" he cried.

Waves of immeasurable pleasures mounted his member in quick
Spasms. I lay still in the notch of his crotch inhaling his sweat.
His ring convulsed round my finger. Into me, rich and thick,
His hot spunk spouted in gouts, spurted in jet after jet.

· "How Dirty Is That Auden Poem That Was Too Dirty for the 'Times Book Review'?" (nymag.com, via Gawker)
· The Best American Erotic Poems (review @ nytimes.com)
· Thumbnail via adultxporn.com via askjolene.com)

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Previously:

· Erotic Qualifications (timesonline.co.uk)
· The Encyclopedia of Erotic Literature (amazon.com)

Because everyone who writes for Fleshbot is famous (if nowhere else than on the post office or rest room wall), we are often guilty of hiding our light under a bushel. But the Original Violet Blue^TM's light burns bright like a thousand turgid, throbbing, brow-mopping, and backing into my elbow like a cat in heat suns. It is impossible to hide. Her new book, "The Smart Girl's Guide To The G-Spot", features a detailed guide to finding your own, your partner's, or your post officer's G-Spot and getting on it like a bonnet.

From the author: "The G-spot is not a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. It's a real, tangible place in your body, like your breasts and your clitoris, and you can even see it. But for some reason, lots of people seem to think the G-spot is a myth. Or a rumor. Not so. It's real, and it makes you come, hard, period."

I hope all this certainty doesn't ruin the magic. - GP

· "The Smart Girl's Guide to the G-Spot" (cleispress.com)
· Violet Blue (tinynibbles.com)

Previously: Great Books Archive

We studied a bit of English literature back in college and if we learned anything from that adventure, it's this—poets get a ton of ass. Those Romantic era fools were a bunch of geniuses, not because they understood iambic pentameter and the proper use of rhyme scheme, but because they knew how some flowery words and a few well-timed couplets could charm the pantaloons off any comely lass. That spirit is alive and well (sorta) on the movingly-named blog, "She asked me for a symphony (I only gave her songs)", which reprints many of the great poems of all-time, helpfully illustrated with winsome naked babes. Since poetry was invented specifically to woo chicks (look it up!) it's an appropriate marriage of beauty and words ... and all without one single mention of Nantucket. Now does anyone know a word that rhymes with "dirt pipe"?

· She asked me for a symphony (I only gave her songs) (sheaskedmefor.blogspot.com)
· Thumbnail: Lord Byron and friends, via noelcollection.org

Previously: Blowjobs and Haikus, Jess Fink's Dirty Limericks, Porn Review Haikus Limericks: All-Azz Edition, Hentai Haiku

Cultural explorers Christina and Rufus C. Camphausen invite you to go where no man has gone before: "Somewhere, beyond the universe, there is also a yoniverse. You have found this part of space now, even though you may not have known it existed." Well, we certainly had a hunch, but who knew there was such a massive treasure trove of art, literature, comparitive anthropology, and sacred lore related to something most of you have just been jerking off to all this time? Have fun annoying your more devout Catholic friends with this gallery of images showing the iconic relationship between images of the Madonna and the most intimate part of a woman's anatomy. After all, we're all going to hell anyway; why not enjoy looking at some pretty pictures along the way?

· The Yoniverse (yoniversum.nl - thanks Zini)

Previously: Vulva Projekt, Sexy Labia, Vaginarts, Celebrating Yoni, Online Vulva Museum, Lightworship, The Y Project, Stellar Bodies: Erotic Art by M. Alberich Mathews, The Nymphs