Yes, Another "Jersey Shore" Parody

With two Tiger Woods parodies, three "Dancing with the Stars" parodies, and two "Jersey Shore" parodies, we can't imagine how anyone could possibly think that Porn Valley's out of ideas. (Above, the trailer for Popporn's take on Jersey Shore.)

Hello Down There!

Titania Lyn (asredas.com)

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Stockroom's Lube Shooters

No, they're not the hot new drink that all the sorority girls are guzzling down (well, not yet). They're an innovative product from J.T.'s Stockroom that hopes to change the way you lube. More »

Joanna Angel Wants You To Be Her Valentine

At least, that's the message we're getting from her "super awesome cheesy" Valentine's Day photo set. With all those flowers and hearts, what else could she possibly be trying to tell us? (xoxojoannaangel.com)

Vice Magazine Offers A Tropical Escape

If winter's got you down, and your wallet's feeling a bit too thin for that Hawaiian vacation, then take a page out of Vice's book and create a tropical escape...in the comfort of your own bathroom. More »

After Hours

Photo by Merlin Bronques (lastnightsparty.com)

Match That Muff: Your Lady Business Guessing Game

In the grand tradition of Guess Her Muff, Match That Muff is a website that offers readers the opportunity to (wait for it) guess what sort of business a fully clothed female is hiding in her pants. The main difference? More »

"Bubble" Puts An End To Your Troubles

Valentine's is a hard time of year for single peoples. That's not news. This year, Alexander DeVoe is offering lonely hearts true relief in the form of the big beautiful round bubble butts stuffed full of hard cock. More »

Anna Torv Is Essential

Or, er, she's featured in Esquire's "The Essentials" issue, which—as we understand, anyway—amounts to more or less the same thing. One thing that's definitely essential? Getting a closer look at that delectably hard nipple. (esquire.com)

Plug In, Turn On, Drop Out: Top Ten Amateur Buttplug Sex Videos

We feel like buttplugs don't always get the love they deserve. Sure, they pave the way for anal play, but they're so much more than that. More »

"Boobs: An American Obsession" Delves Deep Into America's Obsession With Boobs

You don't have to tell us that Americans are obsessed with boobs (it's how we make our living). But someone out there finds that revelation compelling enough to use it as the basis of an entire documentary. More »

Winter Wonderland

Ashley Bulgari (sexoteric.com)

Have Your Cake And Ogle Babes Too: Marlo Marquise And Miss Crash

Two very beautiful, very naked girls...one delicious wedding cake...if you ask us, this can only end one way. One very, very messy way. More »

Is That A Nipple In Your Ad, Or Are You Just Happy To See Us?

Whatever you may think about Diesel's new "Be Stupid" campaign (currently running in New York City), you have to admire them for having the cojones to work a nipple into a subway ad. Even American Apparel hasn't done that...yet. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

Tori Black And Sarah Vandella Put The Sunshine In "Sunshine Highway"

In our many crosscountry travels, we've somehow never managed to stumble upon this mythical "Sunshine Highway"...and more's the pity, really, because anywhere that has Tori Black and Sarah Vandella doing it is a tourist destination worth visiting. More »

You Like What You See?

Isis Taylor (elegantangel.com)

And Brooklyn Decker's Breasts Shall Lead Us Towards Bikini-Clad Models

Hard as we might wish, Brooklyn Decker's carefully positioned arm will never shift to reveal what lies beneath. But at least it's guiding us towards the motherlode of bikini babe goodness.

Coming Soon On "Secret Diary Of A Call Girl": Ashley Madekwe's Nipple

Last night's episode of "Secret Diary" may have been a little short on nudity (even in the midst of a fetish sex party!), but thanks to our friends across the pond, we know next week brings us something nippletastic. More »