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Rosie Jones, Further Topless Testing

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:30:01 EST

Did you know that Rosie Jones can take her top off while hula hooping? Gorgeous tits aside, that is really damn impressive. We can't hula hoop, period.

Really, Nuts: do you need to ask if something is better topless? Not that we don't enjoy Rosie's experiments, we just think you've concluded that things are generally better when tops are taken out of the equation.

· Is it better topless? (nuts.co.uk)

Staying Fit, The Rosie Jones Way!

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:30:01 EST

Hey, ladies! Do you love staying fit, but find push-ups too difficult to do? No worries! With this handy guide by Rosie Jones, you'll be the envy of all the jocks at the gym!

Step 1: Attempt push-up.
Step 2: If push-up is too hard, flash them boobies.
Step 3: Repeat step one.

· Is it better topless? (nuts.co.uk)

Rhian Sugden And Kelly Andrews Combine Powers

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:30:01 EST

You know what happens when two gorgeous Brit babes press their breasts together, right? Wonder Twin powers, activate!

And don't start with that "Kelly's a brunette! Rhian is blonde! They can't be Wonder Twins!" because that's just silly. Everyone knows that hair color, skin color, weight, height, facial features, and genetics have nothing to do with activating powers with a twin. All that matters is relative cup size. Either way, even if they're not feeling activated by their boobs, we certainly are.

· Hot British Babes Pressing Their Boobies Together (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

Thought We Were Done With Calendars?

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

Nope. Not when Front Magazine has a preview of their 2010 calendar. It doesn't matter how small your room is, there is always more wall space for naked ladies who tell you the date.

In fact, they can just go ahead and rename the months. It'll be just like the French Revolution! Except instead of celebrating your birthday in the month of Brumaire, it'll be on the 13th of Vikki Blows. Sounds way better, right?

· 2010 GUARENTEED TO KICK ASS WITH THE FRONT CALENDAR (frontarmy.co.uk)

Vikki Blows And Sophie Howard In Nuts' "Naughty Issue"

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

Really, Nuts: is a "Naughty Issue" necessary? It's not as if all the other issues were about tea parties and volunteer work with the elderly. (Not that we're complaining!)

Nonetheless, Vikki Blows, Sophie Howard, and a slew of other Brit babes do their best to behave badly with their boobs out, and talk about all the dirty, wicked sexual acts they've engaged in. Scandalous!

· Vikki Blows And Sophie Howard Are Like Damn (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

Bow Down Before Your British Boob Overlords

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:30:01 EST

Nuts Magazine has gone and named the "Best Boobs of the Year" without even consulting us. And boobs are so personal, you can't just say one is the best. They've got some nerve.

Luckily, they break it down into specific categories: "Most-Ogled Boobs," "Soapy Boobs," and "Lesbo Boobs" are only a few of the Olympic arenas where breasts can compete for glory. But if you thought these choices were controversial, just imagine how much fuss there'll be when they name the Best Boobs of the Decade. Beware the Boob Riots of 2010.

· NUTS - Best boobs of the year (dailypoa.com)

Keeley Hazell Returns To The Lad Mag Circuit

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 11:30:01 EST

Apparently Keeley "Not A Topless Model Anymore" Hazell does still model topless—provided it's in the name of animal welfare. In addition to her aforementioned PETA ad, Keeley's got a PETA-themed spread in an upcoming issue of Loaded.

Interestingly, Keeley isn't above having standard lad mag copy in her "for the animals" topless spread—though we're sure all those poor tortured animals were dying to know her cup size, and whether she'd like her breasts a bit bigger.

Well, as long as ~~it's for the animals~~ we get to see Keeley's rack, right?

· Keeley Hazell - Loaded January 2010 (dailypoa.com)

Stripping Around The World: Argentina Edition

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

If you're traveling to Argentina, don't bother brushing up on your Spanish, or even your Rioplatense; you need to learn the regional dialect of stripping. This young Argentinean will be your guide.

Consider yourself an anthropologist/linguist. How do her breasts figure into the syntactic structure, and what do they convey? Her head periodically disappears: does this represent a cultural belief about the hidden identity of the performer, or is it just a limit imposed by the webcam? Ponder these questions while you watch her feel herself up. Maybe do the same for Nigeria, too.

· World Strip: Argentina! (zootoday.com)

Relish The Holy Union Of Lucy Pinder And Eva Wyrwal

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:30:01 EST

Why haven't these two ever done a shoot together before? They're both better endowed than the Ivy Leagues, you'd think someone would've suggested this sooner.

We're awfully fortunate to have a magazine like Nuts put two and two (boobs) together and give us something like this. Where else can you find Eva Wyrwal and Lucy Pinder using each other's hands as (not very effective) bras?

· Lucy Pinder, Eva Wyrwal Topless for Nuts (nsfwpoa.com)

Leah Francis Needs All The Seats On This Bus

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

Because not even a double-decker can contain all of her beauty.

It seems like Nuts Magazine is really into the idea of girls gallivanting about London in the nude. First they post those pictures of Rhian Sugden topless in a taxi, and now this. What's next? Tits in the Tube? Too obvious. Busty Babes on Big Ben? Getting somewhere. Hot Tail on the EuroRail? And now we're out of jokes.

· Stripping in Public (nuts.co.uk)

Care To Split A Cab With Rhian?

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:30:01 EST

It doesn't matter where she's going. You should definitely go with her. (Chances are, you'll probably see her boobs.)

Do you think this was an actual taxi? How much would you have to pay the driver to do something like this? Probably nothing.

· Rhian's topless taxi ride (nuts.co.uk)

Loaded Discovers Witty Pun On Vikki Blows's Surname

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Okay, bear with us: you know how Vikki Blows is a totally hot glamour model, and her last name* is blows, which is, like, sometimes a synonym for sucks? Well, what if we did a spread called "Vikki Sucks"?

And like, as a real kicker, we could have her sucking a lollipop. Man, are we witty or what?

· Vikki Blows (more @ egotastic.com)

*actually her last name for reals, yo

Nudity Will Save Our Music Programs

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:30:01 EDT

If we had only stuck with the recorder past 3rd grade, we could be hanging out with this chick right now.

How can people be willing to cut funding for music class? Not only does music help your math comprehension skills, it also increases your chances to jam with naked ladies. Don't the youth deserve that? ZOO Magazine thinks so.

· The World's Rudest Musician (zootoday.com)

The Babes Are Back: Nuts's 2010 Sexy Calendar Preview

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:30:01 EDT

August may seem a wee bit too early to start thinking about calendars for 2010. But think of it this way: is it ever too early to be thinking about Lucy Pinder topless?

2010 Calendar Preview (dailypoa.com)
2010 Calendar Preview (dailypoa.com)
2010 Calendar Preview (dailypoa.com)
2010 Calendar Preview (dailypoa.com)
2010 Calendar Preview (dailypoa.com)
2010 Calendar Preview (dailypoa.com)
2010 Calendar Preview (dailypoa.com)
2010 Calendar Preview (dailypoa.com)
2010 Calendar Preview (dailypoa.com)
2010 Calendar Preview (dailypoa.com)
2010 Calendar Preview (dailypoa.com)
2010 Calendar Preview (dailypoa.com)

ZOO Makes A Karaoke Competition Actually Bearable To Watch

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Hey, do you like listening to people sing karaoke songs? Not really? Hmm...well, okay, do you like to see topless girls doing anything? Yeah, we thought you might say yes to that one. And so did ZOO.

Yes, some of the girls in their topless karaoke competition may not have the best set of pipes—but if you turn the sound down, we think you'll find their other charms more than make up for any musical failings they might have.

· Topless Karaoke (zootoday.com)

Sophie Reade's Star Is Rising

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Now that Sophie Reade's got a spot on Big Brother, she's not just any old topless model: she's a topless model who's on TV. And to think: we can say that we knew her way back when. (zootoday.com)

India And Hannah Find Beauty In Nature

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 15:30:01 EDT

In all the talk of bikinis and beaches (and pools), we nearly forgot our other favorite summer pastime: camping! Leave it to Loaded to remind us of the beauty of going au natural.

Q&A With Sammy Braddy's Awe Inspiring Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:00:00 EDT

You've got questions about Sammy Braddy's boobs, and she's got answers. Particularly if the question is, "What do they look like naked?" (zootoday.com)

Nuts Shocks Us All With More Naked Babes

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:30:01 EDT

In a wholly unexpected move, the editors of Nuts decided to jampack their latest issue full of hot naked totty. We know, we're just as shocked as you are. What next...girls touching each other?

Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)

Nuts Takes The Babes On A Naked Vacation

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Keeley Hazell may have sworn off topless sunbathing, but her former lad mag pals are still quite happy to take it off on the beach. For which we are truly grateful.

Alice Goodwin: Zoo's Top (And Topless!) Babe

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Alice Goodwin may have taken her time taking her top off, but now that she's given in to popular demand, it seems she's quite content to stay au natural. No wonder she was rated #1 in Zoo's Hot 101.

It's like we always say...good things come to those who show their tatas. (Well, something like that. We're a little fuzzy on the exact phrasing.)

· Alice Goodwin (zootoday.com)

Superheroes: They're Just Like Us!

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:00:00 EDT

They hang out with topless girls! And read swank lad mags! Who knew that Batman was such a fan of ZOO? (Think he reads Fleshbot too?) (zootoday.com)

When Leah Met Emma...And Everyone Got Naked

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:30:01 EDT

"When Leah Met Emma" may not have the mass recognition of, say, "When Harry Met Sally," but we feel certain it's only a matter of time before the two artistic masterpieces are viewed on equal footing.

Leah Francis and Emma Frain (dailypoa.com)
Leah Francis and Emma Frain (dailypoa.com)
Leah Francis and Emma Frain (dailypoa.com)
Leah Francis and Emma Frain (dailypoa.com)
Leah Francis and Emma Frain (dailypoa.com)

Staying Indoors With Rhian Sugden

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:30:01 EDT

The weather's been so nice lately, we've been really enjoying the great outdoors. In fact, we've been spending so much time outside, we almost forgot how much fun inside can be. Luckily, Rhian's more than happy to remind us.

Rhian Sugden (dailypoa.com)
Rhian Sugden (dailypoa.com)
Rhian Sugden (dailypoa.com)
Rhian Sugden (dailypoa.com)
Rhian Sugden (dailypoa.com)

Seren And Danni Hit The Beach

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Heading to the beach this weekend? Be sure to keep an eye out for Seren and Danni. They may not always remember the basics of beachgoing (like bringing a swimsuit), but they sure know how to have a good time.

Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)
Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)
Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)
Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)
Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)
Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)
Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)
Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)
Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)

Kelly Andrews And Madison Welch Do Wimbeldon

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:30:01 EDT

We've been trying to pay attention to the action over at Wimbledon, we swear...but somehow, we just keep finding ourselves distracted by the ball girls. There's just something about them that's got our attention...

Wait, what's that? Kelly and Madison aren't actually Wimbledon ball girls? That's okay, really—we have a feeling they're more interesting than the actual Wimbledon, anyway.

· Kelly & Madison Do Topless Tennis! (zootday.com)

Una Grujic, Our Perfect Match

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Nice to meet you, Una. We have so much in common! You like "Scarface," we like "Scarface;" you like pasta, we like pasta; you like being naked, we like looking at you naked...it's like we're soulmates or something.

Serbian Model Una Grujic Topless For CKM 07/09 (dailypoa.com)
Serbian Model Una Grujic Topless For CKM 07/09 (dailypoa.com)
Serbian Model Una Grujic Topless For CKM 07/09 (dailypoa.com)
Serbian Model Una Grujic Topless For CKM 07/09 (dailypoa.com)
Serbian Model Una Grujic Topless For CKM 07/09 (dailypoa.com)
Serbian Model Una Grujic Topless For CKM 07/09 (dailypoa.com)
Serbian Model Una Grujic Topless For CKM 07/09 (dailypoa.com)
Serbian Model Una Grujic Topless For CKM 07/09 (dailypoa.com)

Kitty Lea Popped In To Say Hello (And Brought Her Hot Friends With Her)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Kitty, Rekha, Madi. Madi, Rekha, Kitty. They're all so beautiful, we can't decide which girl we like best. Luckily, we don't have to choose...thanks to Front, we can have all three at once!

Kitty Lea
KITTY AND HER FIT FRIENDS - GALLERY MADNESS (frontarmy.co.uk)
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Who Has Britain's Best Real Boobs?

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:30:01 EDT

ZOO wants you to decide which of these lovely ladies deserves the esteemed title of "Best Real Boobs in Britain" (the stunning Sammy Braddy earned the honor last year).

Obviously, this is a pretty big decision...so we understand if you need to take some time to examine the evidence.

· Get Your Girl's Real Boobs In Zoo! (zootoday.com)
· Thumbnail star: the impressively endowed Leanne Greene

Say Hello To The Babes Of Summer

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:00:00 EDT

With every season, a new crop of busty babes comes of age, getting ready to take their place in the glossy pages of the lad mags of the day. And Rosie Jones is here to help us all get acquainted.

Some of these babes are brand spankin' new (hellloooo, Kate Hoban); some we've already gotten a chance to enjoy (nice to see you again, Sam Kellett); others, we're just beginning to get to know more about (India's last name is Reynolds!). But they're all worth spending some quality time with...and we, for one, will be spending as much time as we can paging through their spreads.

Rosie Jones & Britain's Sexiest New Babes (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones & Britain's Sexiest New Babes (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones & Britain's Sexiest New Babes (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones & Britain's Sexiest New Babes (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones & Britain's Sexiest New Babes (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones & Britain's Sexiest New Babes (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones & Britain's Sexiest New Babes (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones & Britain's Sexiest New Babes (dailypoa.com)

Kaylee Carver, Secret Nudist?

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:00:00 EDT

We may have heard a rumor that young Kaylee Carver likes to frequent beaches...in the nude. Well, Kaylee—if its more than just a rumor, we know a great beach that'd love to having you come sun yourself.

(Or, at least, we know a great fire escape in Manhattan that we can totally equip with a hose for real beach-like waves!)

Just give us a call, you know, if you're interested.

· Front Hearts Kaylee Carver (frontarmy.co.uk)

Rosie Jones Uses Boobs To Perform Miracle

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:30:01 EDT

We thought for sure that we'd never recover from seeing Sascha Baron Cohen in a lime green mankini...but apparently, Rosie Jones really does have the power to heal all. God bless that sweet, sweet girl.

· Rosie Jones pictures (nuts.co.uk)

Ashley Emma's Got Talent!

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 12:30:01 EDT

ZOO wants you to know that Ashley Emma's got talent. And by talent, they appear to mean "a nice rack." Though we're pretty sure that's more of a gift than a talent, now that we think of it.

· ZOO's Got Talent: Ashley Emma! (zootoday.com)

Moon Bloodgood Is Looking Bloody Good

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 10:30:00 EDT

We're still a bit sore about McG cutting Moon Bloodgood's topless scene from "Terminator Salvation"...but at least he can't stop us from ogling her lingerie-clad body.

Moon Bloodgood in Lingerie for Loaded (dailypoa.com)
Moon Bloodgood in Lingerie for Loaded (dailypoa.com)
Moon Bloodgood in Lingerie for Loaded (dailypoa.com)
Moon Bloodgood in Lingerie for Loaded (dailypoa.com)

Jennifer Clark And Chanelle Hayes: From Big Brother To Nuts

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 29 May 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Ah, the life cycle of reality TV stars: brought up from obscurity and into pseudocelebrity, churned through the tabloid mill, and, finally, celebrated once more in the hallowed pages of the UK's finest lad mags (currently featuring Big Brother alumnae Jennifer Clark and Chanelle Hayes).

It really is beautiful, in a way.

(Though Chanelle Hayes, you're (still!) on notice for being a niptease. Don't think we don't notice you coyly hiding the goods.)

Chanelle Hayes & Jennifer Clark Topless For NUTS 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
Chanelle Hayes & Jennifer Clark Topless For NUTS 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
Chanelle Hayes & Jennifer Clark Topless For NUTS 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
Chanelle Hayes & Jennifer Clark Topless For NUTS 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
Chanelle Hayes & Jennifer Clark Topless For NUTS 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
Chanelle Hayes & Jennifer Clark Topless For NUTS 06/09 (dailypoa.com)

Front Gives Us A Peek At The Boobs Of Summer

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 28 May 2009 15:30:01 EDT

With Memorial Day Weekend a quickly fading memory, summer is officially in session (well, according to everyone except for our calendar, at least). And what better way to celebrate summer than with a rousing round of topless girls lounging by the pool?

True, we've been looking at photos like these all year round, but you know, now that it's (almost) officially summer, they're more authentic. And therefore better. (That, and we'll use just about any excuse to ogle Kaylee Carver and Sam Kellett topless.)

SEXY SUMMER ISSUE GALLERY INSANITY (frontarmy.co.uk)
SEXY SUMMER ISSUE GALLERY INSANITY (frontarmy.co.uk)
SEXY SUMMER ISSUE GALLERY INSANITY (frontarmy.co.uk)

On Set With Rosie Jones And Kaylee Carver (And Their Boobs!)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 27 May 2009 14:00:00 EDT

If you're anything like us—and we're betting that you are—you spend a good portion of your day wondering what, exactly, goes on on the set of a topless photo shoot. This video promises to unlock that very sexy secret.

As we expected, there's a lot of toplessness, and posing, and slow pans across the breast area... and a zoom in on the breasts... and panning across the breasts... and—sorry, we got a little lost there, what with all the delicious footage of boobs. Probably for the best that we're just watching a video of the action and not actually on set... we don't know how we'd keep it together if we came face to face with Rosie and Kaylee (and their boobs!) in person.

· Nuts Video: Rosie & Kaylee 2 (nuts.co.uk)

Jessica Jane Clement Knows How To Hustle

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 26 May 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Being American, we are, unfortunately, denied access to "The Real Hustle," a television program(me) in which Jessica Jane and her cohorts explain magic tricks and scams to the public. Alas, we suppose we'll just have to make do with these sultry bikini pix.

· Jessica Jane Clement Topless In A Pool For Loaded 06/09 (dailypoa.com)

India For All Seasons

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 21 May 2009 17:30:01 EDT

We always heard that India was lovely in the spring...and what do you know, she is! We're pretty sure she's lovely in the autumn and winter... though she might be a little too hot for us in the summer (girls in bikinis have been known to be dangerous!).

· (zootoday.com)

Planes, Trains, Automobiles... And Anett Bocsi

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 18 May 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Anett Bocsi certainly seems to like her cars (and planes, and motorcycles). Fitting, really—cause she's got the kind of curves that make us want to take a ride.

· Hungarian Model Bocsi Anett Topless For CKM Mag 06/09 (dailypoa.com)