What a difference a vowel makes: This time last week, the name "Katee Holmes" was merely a typo in the corner of some tabloid editor's eye; now, it's already earned a respectable share of column inches in the New York Post, over 414,000 Google citations, and lead billing on a yet-to-be-filmed production announced by Shane's World today, which is both banking on Katee's sudden notoriety and her decision to lose her virginity on camera in the tentatively titled "True Diary: I'm a Virgin".

The company also announced the launch of a hastily assembled website to keep fans abreast of production developments. And what does Katee have to say on it about her meteoric rise to fame over the last three days? "HI, I am Katee Holmes! What's Up? Welcome To the Exclusive Site!" (Hey, she hasn't even had sex yet; we assume she'll learn the ins and outs of dealing with the press in due time too.)

· "EXCLUSIVE KATEE HOLMES WEBSITE!" (virgintape.com)
· "'Porn Virgin' Katee Holmes Goes All the Way for Shane's World" (avn.com)
· Shane's World (shanesworld.com)

· See also: "Porn Doppelgangers: From Katee Holmes to Tyra Banxxx" (vh1blog.vh1.com)

Previously: Meet Katee Holmes

If you have any doubts that a porn career is the quickest route to international stardom, consider the case of newbie Katee Holmes, who made headlines on Page Six today despite the fact that she hasn't even filmed anything yet based on her name alone. Katee, who has apparently pissed off the spouse of an eminent Scientologist due to her nom de guerre a mere two days after her name first appeared in an AVN press piece, will reportely be losing her virginity onscreen in an upcoming production as part of pornstress Shy Love's stable of talent at Adult Talent Managers. Rumours that the scene will involve her making sweet intergalactic love to a reincarnation of Xenu were unconfirmed as of press time.

· "VIRGINAL KATEE VEXES KATIE" (nypost.com)
· "Katee Holmes Draws Ire of Katie Holmes" (xfanz.com)
· "Katee Holmes: The Porn Virgin" (avn.com)
· Adult Talent Managers (adulttalentmanagers.com)