By Jonnobot, 4:02 PM on Wed Mar 15 2006, 11,488 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Given the Japanese prediliction for both sex dolls and love hotels, we suppose we shouldn't be too surprised to find out about this Tokyo establishment offering plastic companionship by the (half) hour, complete with your choice of head model and fantasy costume. What did surprise us, though, were the customer instructions listed on the site: "You give communication before the play time end 10 minute. Especially, it is not necessary to wash the doll. Dispersed also the clothes please leave. Reservation time is not exceeded, please pay attention your sea urchin. When it is late with circumstances of the customer, there are times when extended fee is received. The staff verifies the damage of the doll lastly." Yes, sea urchin. Guess it's yet another Japanese thing we just don't understand.

Milky Lovers (milkylovers.com; see English language translation of guidelines here - via 3yen.com/sexblo.gs)

Previously: Sex Dolls For Hire, Realdoll Threeways, Make Your Own Sex Doll, The RealDoll Museum, German Sex Dolls, Rotten Sex Doll Guide, Talking Love Doll, Japanese Sex Doll Watch, Torso Doll Smut, "Still Lovers", RealDoll Surgery, Doll Album