Now, with just three months left until Janine is a free woman, that very hardcore footage of Janine and Vaniity has been magically found strategically released. And yes, you can see it yourself, over at FreeJanine.com. (And just remember: not only are you getting to, ahem, enjoy the experience of the world's most beautiful pornstar making sweet love to the world's most beautiful tranny—you're also helping Janine pay off her debt to society. Everybody wins!)

· Janine and Vaniity preview gallery (freejanine.com, via lukeford.com)
· Janine and Vaniity preview video (freejanine.com)

Fisher will host a "Hottest MILF" contest on—of course—Mother's Day (May 10) at the third annual porn consumer show. Fisher, who went from "Lolita" to "MILF" without stopping at that awkward porn ingenue phase, will be appearing at the event all weekend.

And Vivid girls Hanna Hilton, Nikki Jayne, Meggan Mallone, and Savanna Samson will celebrate their employer's quarter century of existence at a party at Karu & Y Ultra Lounge on May 9. They will also be supporting the art show/web site 25 Years of Vivid, a tribute by Vivid BFF World of Wonder, featuring photos from Vivid's portfolio, including these of Kayden Kross (a Vivid girl before Adam & Eve snatched her up), Eve Laurence, and jailbait Janine Lindemulder.

So if you are on your way to see your own Mom in Boca, a stop in Miami would probably do you good.

· Exxotica Miami (exxxoticamiami.com)
· Amy Fisher (amyfisher.com)
· 25 Years of Vivid (25yearsofvivid.com)

But the story doesn't end there. Never one to just lie back and take it, Janine made sure to get a new website up and running before she was behind bars. The site—cleverly titled FreeJanine.com—has the backstory on Janine's tax troubles, as well as a clock counting down the days until Janine gets out of jail. Paying members get access to tons of fresh content of Janine, all shot before her jail days (so much for our hopes of cell block erotica), plus access to Janine's thoughts from jail (apparently she's allowed to blog), and the knowledge that your membership fee is helping pay down Janine's debt to the state.

As far as causes go, it's no Free Mumia—but then again, we don't remember Mumia Abu-Jamal ever showing us his tits.

· Janine Lindemulder (freejanine.com)

Why, nothing short of Andrew Blake's "5 Stars," a breathtaking collection of some of Blake's most memorable scenes, starring some of the most memorable women ever to fuck on film. Aria Giovanni, Janine Lindemulder, Sasha Grey, Tera Patrick, and Dita Von Teese are the "five stars" in question: and in case that collection of leading ladies isn't enough to put you in a stupor, the cast of co-stars includes Anita Blond, Regina Hall, Justine Joli, Dahlia Grey, Nina Kornikova, Kelle Marie, Kim Wilde, Faith Leon, Temptress, Sierra, Victoria, Julia Ann, Claire Adams and Paula Price.

We don't know about you, but we think we'll be calling in sick the minute we get our hands on a copy of this masterpiece.

· Andrew Blake (andrewblake.com)

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· "Taxi Driver" (PornHub)

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· "Janine and Dyanna Lauren" (Megarotic)

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· "Three Lesbians and two doubleheaded Dildos" (RedTube)

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· "Alexis, Nikki, Janine, Dyanna and Jenteal" (Megarotic)

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· "Jenteal and Janine Lindemulder" (Megarotic)

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Because pornstars are as a species a gentle lot who thrive on good will and caring attention (along with the occasional dirt pipe milkshake with a side of creampie), it's a good thing that there's no shortage of award ceremonies that address their perpetual need for self-affirmation. So while there weren't too many surprises when Rock Confidential announced the winners of their annual Reader's Choice porn awards recently—Jesse Jane, who also happens to be the interweb publication's resident sex advice columnist, was voted Best Female Star—we can't help but commend their discerning readership for also bestowing honors on such Fleshbot faves as Belladonna (Best Ass) and Janine Lindemulder (Best MILF).

And we certainly can't complain about the fact that RC also debuted a new pornstar gallery feature this week as part of the celebration. Until the New York Review of Books gets around to sponsoring its own adult award extravaganza (you know it's just a matter of time), this may well remain our favorite mainstream-ish tribute to the stars we've seen yet.

· 2007 Reader's Choice Awards and Rock Confidential Porn Star Galleries (rockconfidential.com)
· "Rock Confidential Announces Porn Award-Winners" (avn.com)

Previously: Feminist Porn Awards: This One's For The Ladies, Porn Valley Dispatch: Adultcon Awards Nominees Announced, 2007 F.A.M.E. Awards: Because If Belladonna's Ass Doesn't Win Something, We All Lose, Nella, Babe Of The Year (Officially), Porn Valley Dispatch: XRCOutside, 2007 AVN Expo: Those Were The Days, Porn Valley Dispatch: Naomi Is The Best (New Starlet)

We hope that legend-in-her-own-right Janine Lindemulder doesn't feel slighted by her omission from our classic pornstar roster earlier today: she should definitely see it as compliment that we don't consider her old enough to be lumped in with those so-last-century superstars. (Even if she's starred with some of them herself.) Still, it's hard not to label this pre-comeback, pre-tattoo threeway scene a "classic" all on its own. We know that history will, of course, see fit to include her among the giants of the industry, but for now she'll just have to settle for being thought of as a junior member of the club. Take it from us, when they stop asking for ID, that's when you should be depressed.

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· Janine and Friends (XXXUploads)

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"Janine Loves Jenna" is the most anticipated porn movie of the past several years. Though it's just hitting the shelves this week, it was made in 2005, which is like 1989 to you and me.

It is a movie with a moral: no matter how distraught you are after your limo driver doesn't pay attention to the road because he's watching you fellate your partner in the back seat and wrecks the car, killing her, it is a sin to kill yourself.*

The suicide in question is Miss Jenna Jameson, and her recent real-life worries make a movie about her "journey through Hell" seem ripped from the headlines. Just remember, though, that this film opens with a fatal car crash and a suicide. Are you hard yet? - GP

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Janine Loves Jenna

Studio: ClubJenna
Director: Justin Sterling
Cast: Jenna Jameson, Janine Lindemulder, Justine Joli, Justin Sterling, Manuel Ferrara, Julian, Dominica Leon, Jerry, Reno, Nicole Brazzle, Veronica Lynn, Cherokee, Sativa Rose, Tommy Gunn, Katja Kassin, Vera Vanguard, Naudia Nyce, Horace, Mario Rossi, Envy, David Lavern, Dolph DeBernenal, Vincent Vega

Review by Gram Ponante

Like all porn movies and rock videos dealing with the underworld, the place is sexy. Dudes in red capes wave censers while Janine goes down on Justine Joli. Jenna, an initiate, is then brought into the threesome. If this sounds abrupt, it is. No sooner has Jenna slit her wrists in a bathtub of despair that she winds up in Hell (which is how it works in the Bible, too) and in a sapphic menage a trois. Abrupt also characterizes the shots; we don't hold long enough on any one image to get a rise out of it.

If it hard enough to believe that a tryst with Janine and Justine Joli would occur in Hell, it is unfathomable that Jenna gets on top when the dildos come out.

Janine explains (and it is revealed that Janine was the dearly fellated departed in the limo) that she understands this place, and it is not Hell per se, but its vestibule. And she knows how to get out. They plot their escape. Janine points to a monitor where there appears to be a Kink.com scene going on.

"Don't let that distract you," Janine says.

For some reason, Jenna and Janine, wearing kimonos and wielding parasols, hook up with some dudes in a rain-soaked alley.

Then, at the Deadly Sin Diner, the girls are in shiny bikinis and encounter a waiter reminiscent of guys one meets at adult webmaster conventions. He recommends Lust with a side of Greed. Katja Kassin makes greed look good.

Finally, the girls reach Hades himself. He decides to take Jenna for a spin, as the depravity around him has grown boring. Seriously, if pornfolk paint Hell as a crazy joyride of mindless fucking that they want to escape, how would they define what they do for a living?

One way to escape Hell, the film reveals, is to look hot naked (this also works for speeding tickets). Jenna wakes up in her bloody bathtub, somewhere before or after wrist-slashing, and has the film's best scene with Janine here in the real world, complete with choking and candles in the butt (which I first saw in "Pirates", also starring Janine, which was filmed after "J<3J").

I will not tell you how the film ended. Not because I feel spoilers are wrong in porn movies but because I didn't understand it. Did she commit suicide or didn't she? Justin Sterling finds her in the bathtub. He seems sad about it.

"Janine Loves Jenna" pairs a generation's last porn superstars. They are the same age as women who in gonzo movies would be considered MILFs, but Jenna and Janine retain the glamour expected of early '90's performers.

Why producers thought that what will probably be the final super twosome (unless Jenna makes a movie with Tera, which seems unlikely) should be set in a BDSM Hell rather than, say, having the two be hardened but sexy cops is beyond me, but my picture of Hell has always involved people I don't want to have sex with.

Solid acting (especially from the guy who played the Devil), sex scenes that get better as the movie goes along, and a great couple of scenes from two fan favorites make J Hearts J worth watching. The locale, however, is beneath them.

· Buy "Janine Loves Jenna" (gamelink.com)
· ClubJenna (clubjenna.com)

* Update: We have been informed by a Vatican II scholar that, in the eyes of the Roman Catholic Church at least, suicide doesn't necessarily guarantee damnation anymore (= it isn't a mortal sin). Further research reveals that suicide is considered merely a "grave sin" that is up to the Creator to judge. This is great news because I judge too much already. But no one is going to convince me that it wasn't a mortal sin to release the Kim Kardashian tape.

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Previously: Preview: "Janine Loves Jenna", Jenna Loves Everyone, Quickies: Jenna Jameson, Jenna Fatigue?, "Jenna Loves Pain", Jenna Vs. Tera: Clash Of The Titanesses, ClubJenna Exodus: Porn Stars Run Free, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive