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Having the virtual chance to diddle Bree Olson's funbags is exciting and everything, but if Grab My Boob was really an exercise in versimillitude we have a feeling Crissy Moran would be saying something like "Please get that dildo away from me; I've accepted Jesus Christ as my personal lord and savior" instead of "You know, a lot of girls can't handle a thing this size". Still, we guess it's the closest you can get grabbing a porn star without risking a pesky restraining order or appearing in a porn movie yourself. And watching those creepy lips move as they moan and groan is so much fun you might even forget you're sitting there stroking your mouse instead of, you know, having actual sex!

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