We've been getting some heat from our overlords at Gawker Media (who really do have your best interests at heart) to start making Fleshbot more "relevant" and "useful" to our readers, since apparently providing you with over 60 masturbatory opportunities per week just isn't enough. So in the spirit of similar "how-to" posts on our sibling sites Lifehacker and Consumerist, we point you in the direction of this absorbingly detailed tutorial on advanced fellatio techniques in qhat we hope will become a regular sort of post around here. You'll still be responsible for finding a partner to try your new found knowledge on or with, however. There's really only so much help we can give you.

· "Tarkus' Deep Throat Extravaganza: Step-By-Step Instructions on How to Deep Throat" (tdte.porkyhost.com, via Unscathed Corpse)

· See also: Violet Blue's "Ultimate Guide to Fellatio" (Amazon)
· Thumbnail by (or after) Wim Delvoye

Previously: Deb's Deep Throat, DVD: "Suck It Dry", French Blowjob Blog, Lollipop Blowjobs, "Brown Bunny" Blowjob