Breaking into the jizz biz ain't what it used to be. Now that the negative stigmatization has been pretty much removed from being a pornstar and the career has become a surefire path to mainstream stardom and monetary success, everyone wants in. Too bad if you're aspiring male talent, though—you probably have a better chance trying out for the NBA. But you say you still want to give it a shot? Well, there's at least one person who claims she can help you get a leg up on the competition. UK pornstress Layla Jade has as comprehensive a resume as anyone in the world of XXX and she's willing to share her industry secrets with you as long as you're serious about paying for it: all that wisdom will cost you fifty bucks. For those not willing to pay the big bucks up front, though, at least you can amuse youselves by reading her pitch on the website. After all—you can still dream, can't you?

· How 2 Get Into Porn! (how2getintoporn.com)
· Official Layla Jade Website (laylajade.com)

Previously: So You Want To Be A Porn Star, Take Two, An Illustrated Guide to Nude Modeling