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We all know about the delightfully pervertable uses of fruits and vegetables, but sometimes even the tried and true cucumber method can get a little stale. If you want to step it up a notch, why not turn that boring old tuber or melon into a lively vibrator? The fine folks at Homemade Sex Toys have added a new tutorial, with DIY instructions for converting your favorite foods for a buzztastic good time. The construction seems like a pretty simple task, so just add a few extra items to your grocery list and you're in business. At the very least, it should make your next still-life painting session a little more special.

· Make Your Own Produce Vibrator (homemade-sex-toys.com)

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