Shirtless, muscled, tattooed Puerto Rican men "sweaty and glistening" and locked in a cage? Sounds pretty hot, huh? Well, if you can look beyond the fact that the men in question all happen to be violent criminals and convicted felons, chances are if you ever end up sharing space with them at the Elmira prison in upstate New York, you'll never have to worry about any shortage of drama. In a phone interview from jail, club kid/convicted murderer Michael Alig talks to former club kid/author James St. James about the boys in the prison yard ("It's like this big auditorium, like the size of the Roxy dancefloor") and how even bloody prison fights can be a major turn on. More after the jump...