We're not sure we'd ever be able to top such classic titles as "Teenage Spermaholics" or "Cum Fart Cocktails" (actually, didn't Eudora Welty use that one in a short story or something?), but if you're up for the challenge you could win 100 Red Light District DVDs simply by coming up with a porn video name that could hold its own on the shelf next to "1 Night in Paris". (Oh, and just in case "Bumper to Bumper" or "Eat My Cabbage Patch, Kid" are on your short list ... sorry, but they've been taken already.)

Name a Porno - Contest by WantedList and Red Light District (Wanted List)

Previously: Porn Movies vs. "Real" Movies, "Six In One", Name That Porno