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    Porn Review Haikus: The Return

    By Gram Ponante, 12:30 AM on Fri Feb 3 2006, 1,576 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)
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    Several months up a tree with a flute can change one. So it is with mincing, new-bride-like steps that Porn Review Haikus returns, this time with a fresh batch of lyrics inspired by the bucolic Maximum Xposure porn foundry. The poetic cumswappery beings after the gap. - G. Ponante

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    Porn Review Haikus: Maximum Xposure Edition
    by Gram Ponante

    What's on the menu?
    They've got everything at the
    Cheesecake Factory.

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    Edward James Olmos
    Or Morgan Freeman was in
    "Stand And Deliver".

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    Little Yuki, your
    Tentacle-free underpants
    Hide ancestral shame!

    · Maximum Xposure (maximumxposure.net)

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    Previously: Porn Review Haikus Archive, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

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