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When you took your SATs last year, doubtless you encountered the analogy "Love is to porn as sports is to X." And if for X you chose "professional wrestling" you will be delighted with today's feature film spotlight, which combines porn and wrestling in the same way couchbound people yearned for Alien and Predator to get it on.
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Having movable orgies in the back seats of buses/vans/tractors is a time-honored porn tradition. So why does this crew feel the need to turn their clandestine party ride into an open air bridge fuck in the middle of a city? This is one instance where it seems silly to try and have it both ways. It's like ... you wouldn't start an all-girl double dildo scene and then suddenly march in with a bunch of Japanese balloon fetishists half way through, would you? That would just be silly!
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The whole point of porn is to see people without their clothes. But sometimes—and don't get mad at us for saying this—full-on nudity is a little bit boring. If the clothes make a man, itty bitty pieces of neon spandex make the porn star. But porn stars don't always choose their clothing wisely. And hat's why we're here with our new Fleshbot Fashin Police feature: to critique porn star fashion. (But with love!)
We have much love for both Jenna Haze and Courtney Cummz, who have appeared together and apart in plenty of porn movies and on lots of box covers. Sometimes they look great, and sometimes ... well, let's just say they make Questionable Choices. Check out their alleged crimes after the jump. - Audacia Ray
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2:50 PM on Thu Aug 28 2008
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The founder of the company that makes the fake penis enlargement pill Enzyte has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for fraud (!). That's what you get for making people feel bad about their small penises ... and defrauding the public of about $400 million. Now will people stop buying that crap? (ap.google.com)
As Labor Day Weekend quickly approaches, so too does the end of summer — and with it, the end of bikini season. (Unless you're in the Southern Hemisphere or one of those perpetually warm climates, in which case we're totally jealous). As we say goodbye to warm weather and scantily clad beach babes, we'd like to offer up a salute to the some of our favorite girls of summer. Won't you relive some of our favorite celebrity bikini memories with us after the jump? After all: summer doesn't have to end until you want it to.
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Depending on where you live and your skill at downloading bootlegged movies, Penelope Cruz can currently be seen in the film "Elegy"—you know, one of those painfully arty independent movies that you constantly tell friends you really want to see, but never quite get around to seeing since you're too busy watching "The Pineapple Express" for the sixth time. Like every movie in that genre, it also stars Ben Kingsley. If you need more information before spending your hard earned money at the cineplex/DVD store/pay-per-view button on your TV, perhaps you'd like to know the film is based on a Philip Roth novel (so the dirty sex quotient is likely above average) and that Ms. Cruz generously exposes her breasts in it. Yes, it's an a love scene with the aforementioned Ben Kingsley, but sometimes that's the price you have to pay. Well, that plus $10. Unless you look at this gallery of stills and save yourselves a little trouble.
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As we've mentioned many times before, succeeding in porn requires some serious physical prowess — and, in some cases, skills comparable to those of an Olympic athlete. (Seriously. You try taking a baseball bat up the ass sometime.). And what do we like to do when confronted with a group of people with amazing physical prowess and mad skills? Why, pit them against each other and make them compete for a meaningless title!
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Now that all the airlines are looking to add in-flight internet service, the biggest question on everyone's mind is, of course, who is going to be responsible for telling the guy in 18-B to turn down the volume on "Cum Fart Tsumani". Although it could give a whole new meaning to the concept of a "red eye" flight. (foxnews.com)
PornClubCard: It's Where You Want To Be
MasterCard, Visa, American Express, PornClubCard: only one of these will earn you points that can be redeemed for 30-day porn site memberships. Although, classy as it looks, you probably wouldn't want to expense that business dinner on it. (xbiz.com)
Bree Olson is like a delicious abyss: sometimes we enter it and sometimes, if we have the means to wipe the sparkles off, it enters us.
Today we have three Bree Olson-related products to consider. Two of them are what our cosmopolitan readers should expect by this point, but the other is, well, kind of odd.
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Kimmi Kennedy has what we in the business call an "outsized posterior." Sorry, if these technical insider terms confuse you, but we think you get the general idea. (bootysource.com)
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