If Emily Post were still around to give advice regarding matters pornographic, maybe we'd have an easier time knowing how best to respond to the news that Digital Playground's ertswhile contract star Devon filmed her first anal scene for the company's new "Intoxicated". Ought we send a congratulatory email or telegram, or does the situation call for a more formal handwritten note? And what about gifts? Would a bouquet of long-stemmed roses be appropriate—and if so, what color? Or should we spring for a gift basket full of a couple of bottles of Moet & Chandon and a pound of Hershey's Kisses? Our jobs are a lot more complicated than you might think. Be glad all you have to do is watch the trailer.

· "Intoxicated" (DVD info @ digitalplayground.com; view QuickTime trailer here)
· DevonXXX (official site @ devonxxx.com)

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