Pity the poor handjob, that most ubiquitous yet frequently overlooked of sexual practices. Maybe it's time you reacquainted yourself with its possibilities (no, your own hand doesn't count) And why not take this opportunity to brush up on your own manual dexterity skills while you're at it? (Note: despite the similarly queasy lighting and camera angle, that isn't you-know-who in the photo we used for the thumbnail. But it does look like what she might've looked like had she picked up that phone.)

Handjob Gallery (TGP/preview gallery @ World of Amateurs)
"How to Give the Perfect Handjob" (sxxxy.org)