By this point we pretty much know what to expect when we receive a new Brandon Iron release: a veritable alphabet soup of pornographic perversions (ATM, DPP, POV et al.) and amusingly alliterative box cover copy ("Penis-Packed Pussies and Poopers!" remains our favorite). But nothing prepared us for one of the DVD bonus features in the latest installment of his "Baker's Dozen" series, in which Hailey Young presents "a Zen-like Buddhist meditation ritual ... to prepare herself to eat lots of cum". We won't spoil the surprise by telling you exactly what that mantra entails—like ATMs and DPPs, it's probably best appreciated in context anyway. Let's just say it works for Hailey and leave it at that.

· Platinum X Pictures: Brandon Iron (listing @ platinumxpictures.com)
· Hailey Young (profile @ Search Extreme)
· Order: "Baker's Dozen #6" (Adult DVD Empire)

Previously: "A Good Source of Iron", "Six Pack", "Ten Little Piggies #4"