We had high hopes that this new title in Metro Interactive's Fusxion lineup might be a challenging and controversial hardcore historical adaptation starring Pat Myne as John Wilkes Booth, but alas: "Make sure you have a good life insurance policy before you pop in this dangerous anal adventure where EVERY ass is 'cocked and loaded!'" And still, anything with Sophie Evans' booty in the crosshairs is probably worth checking out.

"Assassin" (metrointeractive.com; Real Media trailer here)