If there was ever a network TV show practically tailor-made to get the porn movie treatment, it's "Desperate Housewives"—and what better studio to handle the job than the one who bought you last year's suburban intrigue wankfest, "The Bedford Wives"? (Consumer warning: That's porn starlet Nicole Sheridan in the cast, not Nicolette Sheridan. But we hear if you squint really, really hard you might not be able to tell the difference.)

"Desperate Wives" (trailers and ordering info @ store.sexzpictures.com)
"Desperate Wives" Galleries (Sex Z Pictures)
"Sex Z Pictures to Unveil Desperate Wives'" (press release @ AVN)

Previously: "Desperate"ly Seeking Nicolette Sheridan

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