Pervs that we are, we're going to have a hard time not thinking about The Count from Sesame Street when we get our copy of "Squirtwoman 2: The Drinks Are On Me", thanks to Elegant Angel's promotional campaign for the video: the first ten viewers who come up with the exact number of gushes (hint: there are over fifty) will receive a goodie bag of the studio's October releases before they hit the stores. Ready? Vun vaginal squirt! Twoooooo vaginal squirts! It's fun for the whole family - assuming everyone in your family is old enough to watch hardcore squirting smut, that is.

"Elegant Angel: Count the Squirts, Win Porn" (AVN)