By Dashiell Bennett, 11:00 AM on Fri Jul 13 2007, 11,948 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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How would you like to start your day with a nice tall, frosty glass of WTF? That's exactly what you can get if you live near a Mac's Convenience Store (Canada's answer to the 7-11) and have access to a Froster (Mac's answer to the Slurpee.) See, the Froster comes in three sizes—WTF, OMGWTF and RUNTSOMGWTF—but of course you won't learn any of that from their new ad campaign, which is appropriately entitled "WTF" since it will leave the majority of viewers scratching their heads and saying WTF? If watching two axe-weilding lesbians romp with a giant man-tree or seeing a robot take a pommel horse from behind doesn't make you say WTF, then you must have achieved an all-knowing state of clarity that most Buddhist monks could only dream of. Seriously ... what the fuck?

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· Mr. Tree + Robot Love (YouTube, via adgabber.com)

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