You know it's a slow porn news day when the sexiest thing to hit our inbox this morning is a pint-sized promotional clip for a luxury erotic goods retailer: Meet Honey and Bunny, a couple of fun-loving gals who prance and preen their way through a short film produced by UK-based erotic emporium Coco De Mer. The action might be 90% silly but good-humoured tease, and there are times when their escapades come dangerously close to looking like a glossier (and naughtier) version of all those teenage girls on YouTube who pick up a hairbrush and lip-sync to the latest Ashley Simpson single while mugging for the camera. But that tantalizing glimpse of kissable beauty mark on Honey's right breast and Bunny's incredible plum-tossing technique (or maybe vice-versa; we're still a little confused over who's who) are still just about the hottest thing we've seen all day. At least until someone sends us something we can actually jerk off to.

· Coco De Mer Presents Honey And Bunny (honeyandbunny.co.uk - thanks D.)
· Coco De Mer Erotic Emporium (coco-de-mer.co.uk)

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