Blah blah Tom Cruise blah blag gay porn scandal blah blah blah Paul Barresi blah blah memoir blah blah "Big Red" blah blah wrestling blah blah blah ... by now you probably know most of the details about the latest gay porn-related scandalette making the blog rounds today. (Note to selves: those post-martini lunch four hour naps are killer when it comes to breaking stories.) Of course, you're probably wondering who this "Big Red" person is and—more importantly—what his alleged sweaty grappling encounter with a certain emphatically heterosexual Hollywood megastar might have looked like; thank our smutty-minded siblings at Defamer for helping us out on both points. Can we go back to sleep now?

· "Tom Cruise's Lawyer: 'My Client Never Had Erotic Wrestling Encounter With Gay Hustler'" and "Defamer Fan Art: Grappling With Tom Cruise" (Defamer)

See also:
· "Will Tom Cruise's legal team quash new book?" (MSNBC)
· "Just In: Wrestling With Cruise!" (hollywoodinterrupted.com)
· "Porn Star Nathan Hamilton" (gay-news.com)
· Paul Barresi on SexTV (sextelevision.net)