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PornClubCard: It's Where You Want To Be
MasterCard, Visa, American Express, PornClubCard: only one of these will earn you points that can be redeemed for 30-day porn site memberships. Although, classy as it looks, you probably probably wouldn't want to expense that business dinner on it (xbiz.com)
Bree Olson is like a delicious abyss: sometimes we enter it and sometimes, if we have the means to wipe the sparkles off, it enters us.
Today we have three Bree Olson-related products to consider. Two of them are what our cosmopolitan readers should expect by this point, but the other is, well, kind of odd.
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Kimmi Kennedy has what we in the business call an "outsized posterior." Sorry, if these technical insider terms confuse you, but we think you get the general idea. (bootysource.com)
Will Wright Okays Spore Penis Monsters
Remember those Spore penis monsters everyone was going crazy making when the hotly anticipated game's creature generator was released a few months ago? Well it seems that Spore's designer Will Wright is perfectly okay with them — in fact, he's even impressed by what he's seen. Maybe he should have told that to the moderators before they started killing off all those delightful dick-shaped creatures and ruining the fun for everyone? (biz.yahoo.com)
If we're to believe the action in this clip, it looks like Katsuni (or Katsumi, if you're old school) needs a job again. But somehow we don't think she'll be unemployed for long. After all, there aren't that many French-Vietnamese porn stars with an adorable accent who take it in all three holes. Hey, if we could write her into the budget, we'd hire her ourselves! Though it looks like someone else might have beat us to her services. Good thing they decided to share a tape of the interview ...
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Art Nudes
Frankly, we are stunned to learn that Eva Longoria used to be a model who posed for photos in her underwear. You know, before she became an actress who poses for photos in her underwear. It must have been hard to put all that behind her. (dailymail.co.uk)
Despite having untold scores of pasty-faced conventioneers in town, Denver strip clubs are suffering from a bit of a lull this week. Since when do people prefer political speeches to bathtub shows? The solution is simple, however—next week's tech convention will set things right! Nerds to the rescue! (denverpost.com)
Because one in the hand is worth ... uh, never mind.
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8:55 PM on Wed Aug 27 2008
By Lux Alptraum
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People always mock the suburbs as a boring place where nothing ever happens, but they always overlook the key drawing point of the picket fence lifestyle: the nice green backyard that the picket fence surrounds. In fact, big city folks don't realize just how much action goes on back there. Why, almost every day a bear or a wolf wanders through, or you find buried treasure under the hedges, or some girl decides to turn your lawn furniture into her own personal pleasure area! Sure, there's a lot more maintenance and upkeep, but spend one lazy (or not-so-lazy) summer afternoon back there and you'll see that it's worth it.
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My personal belief is that no man is ever truly surprised when the woman he's with reveals herself to be a transsexual, a dominatrix, or a Mormon. So Mistress Berlin's question of Julian at the beginning of "Gia Darling Will Kick Your Ass!" is part of the elegant dance between domme and sub, like French Court face-saving protocol. Of course he knows he's about to get beaten, pegged, and "forced" to fellate a transsexual, but the savvy domme also knows to pretend he just fell into her clutches. See that question after the gap.
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Taking a dip in the pool is a great way to cool off on a hot summer day—that is, unless Melissa Midwest is in it giving someone an underwater blowjob, in which case keeping cool would be besides the point. Of course in that case we guess you could always find another pool to cool off in. But why would you want to? (via yourdirtymind.com)
The DA of Bedford County, Pennsylvania says that just because he had sex with a woman he wasn't married to in his public courthouse office doesn't mean he committed a crime. And he ought to know—he is the district attorney, after all. (post-gazette.com; legal eagles via brazzers.com)
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