As a self described "former head mistress currently working on her doctoral thesis on the history of phallic art in Ancient Greece who lovingly punctuates her hectic social and academic life with an appreciation of young men and their appendages", Mrs. Candy gets to look at a lot of lovely penises, probably even more than we do. Good thing she takes her job seriously, with thoughtful commentaries on reader-submitted cock shots that are nothing short of perfectly poetic: "As you may have already guessed, dear readers, I find myself utterly delighted with the sheer majesty of this phallic offering, and readily confess to difficulty maintaining my objectivity in the face of such beauty. In fact, I am feeling a little faint." After looking at the last couple of examples to come before her benevolently critical gaze, we know the feeling.

· Mrs. Candy's Amateur Cock Reviews (theperfectphallus.blogspot.com)

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